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Today, a friend sent me a video of my boyfriend of 2.5 years and the girl I "shouldn't be worried about" on a date at the restaurant he claimed he hated. FML

By Anonymous - / Saturday 21 October 2017 05:00 / Denmark - Viborg
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Today, I have to defend my bachelor thesis, which took me 10 months to complete. Three weeks ago, a new technology was released that renders my entire work obsolete. FML

By Anonymous - / Thursday 19 October 2017 19:00 / Germany - Berlin
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By Anonymous - / Wednesday 18 October 2017 00:30 / United Kingdom - Poole
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Today, during a romantic shower with my girlfriend, I slipped, fell, and took the both the shower curtain and rod with me. My dignity hurts more than my butt. FML

By "Alex Neiva" - / Monday 16 October 2017 19:30 / Canada - Toronto
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By Peridot - / Monday 16 October 2017 19:00 / United Kingdom - London
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Today, a guy tried a pick-up line on me and followed me into a nearby mall. He left me after 10 minutes, but later sent me a request on Instagram. I never gave him my name. FML

By wilmaa - / Sunday 15 October 2017 17:15 / Canada
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Today, I learnt that my 2-year-old half brother is going to a private school while my brother and I go to a public school. My stepmom said it's for the best because "he's way smarter than you two are". FML

By Anonymous - / Friday 13 October 2017 17:15 / Australia
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Today, I went to get a new pair of glasses made because I broke mine last night. I won't be able to get an eye exam until Thursday. It's Sunday. Looks like I'm driving blind for the rest of the week. FML

By "Marylou Javelosa" - / Monday 9 October 2017 05:45 / Guam - Barrigada
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Today, I became a father. I don't know how to tell my wife. FML

By Timon Nowak - / Saturday 7 October 2017 21:45 / Poland - Grabownica Starzenska
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Today, I scored the winning goal for a tournament. Too bad it was for the opposition team. If only looks could kill. FML

By Anonymous - / Thursday 5 October 2017 20:45 / Nigeria
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By Anonymous - / Tuesday 26 September 2017 21:45 / Netherlands - Amsterdam
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By Anonymous - / Thursday 21 September 2017 06:00 / Colombia
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Today, I've spent hours looking at photos of my husband and his ex-girlfriends that his mother keeps in a photo album. She doesn't have any pictures of us. We're married and expecting our first child. FML

By Anonymous - / Monday 18 September 2017 21:45 / Slovenia - Medvode
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Today, I realized that all my teammates have bigger tits than I do. I'm the only girl on the team. FML

By footballist - / Friday 8 September 2017 23:15 / Poland - Polska
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By anon - / Sunday 3 September 2017 21:45 / Belgium - Aarschot
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By FireFarter - / Wednesday 30 August 2017 21:45 / Netherlands - Amsterdam
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By DepressedSigh - / Sunday 27 August 2017 21:45 / Germany
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Today, I got my period while spray tanning. FML

By pechfogl - / Saturday 26 August 2017 21:45 / Austria
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By Anonymous - / Saturday 26 August 2017 03:45 / Singapore
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Today, whilst on holiday in Bali, I set off on my way to the day spa for 4 hours of much-needed relaxation. I tripped about a meter away from the entrance and broke my arm. FML

By Anonymous - / Friday 25 August 2017 05:45 / Indonesia - Bali
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By stupidity - / Wednesday 23 August 2017 21:45 / Egypt - Cairo
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Today, I took a picture of a carrot that closely resembled a penis and sent it to one of my friends. My parents saw the photo and grounded me, thinking it was an actual dick pic. They refuse to believe otherwise. FML

By Havinci - / Tuesday 22 August 2017 20:00 / Egypt
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Today, my mates and I decided to get inked. I chose a chest tattoo of my last name, Coch. I'll let you guess what it looked like when I was finally able to inspect the damage. FML

By James - / Sunday 20 August 2017 16:00 / Czech Republic - Prague
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Today, while waiting in line at the supermarket, a mother told me to be considerate and not buy the candy I was paying for, because it made her screaming toddler jealous. FML

By Candy girl - / Sunday 20 August 2017 01:30 / Denmark
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Today, I went on my first date in a year with a guy I met just a couple hours ago. I went back to my hotel to get better dressed and met him at the bar. I brought my purse, he brought his girlfriend. FML

By Anonymous - / Thursday 17 August 2017 22:45 / Romania
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Today, on my second week in my new job, I opened my desk drawer of snacks. Apparently no one had bothered to tell me that there's an office rat or mouse that the building management refuses to do anything about. FML

By Stan017 - / Thursday 17 August 2017 03:45 / Singapore - Singapore
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By Krysis - / Tuesday 15 August 2017 15:45 / Trinidad and Tobago - Fyzabad
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By Melonn3105 - / Tuesday 15 August 2017 03:45 / Brunei
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Today, I asked my boyfriend to meet me in the park to talk. Just when I wanted to break up, he knelt down on one knee and proposed. I had to reject him in front of a whole crowd of people. FML

By rubyroyal123 - / Sunday 13 August 2017 21:45 / Netherlands
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Today, my mother pointed out to me how much my fiancé looks like my brother. She's right. I never noticed before, but now I can't unsee it. I don't think I'll ever be able to touch him again. FML

By deerlord - / Saturday 12 August 2017 21:45 / Switzerland - Zurich