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By Elmine - / Monday 29 May 2017 17:24 / France
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By limeñaconmalasuerte - / Monday 29 May 2017 17:21 / Peru
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Today, I found out that when my 7 year old daughter invites her friends to eat dinner with us, she charges them 3 euros for the meal and puts it in her piggy bank. FML

By Anonymous - / Monday 29 May 2017 17:18 / Italy
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Today, I found out that I was a father, that my son is married, that his wife is pregnant, and that he and his wife would like me to take care of their eldest son during the end stages of the pregnancy. FML

By Anonymous - / Monday 29 May 2017 17:06 / France
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By Anonymous - / Monday 29 May 2017 16:52 / Italy
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Today, it was so windy that when a man walking in front of me sneezed, all of his saliva blew onto me. FML

By Anonymous - / Monday 29 May 2017 16:50 / Argentina
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Today, after 4 years of trying to convince my husband, a landscaper, of the risks of skin cancer, he finally decided to put on sunscreen. Why? His horoscope told him to take care of his skin. FML

By Anonymous - / Monday 29 May 2017 16:45 / France
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Today, my four-year-old son received a 20 Euro bill from his grandmother. Since he couldn't fit the bill into his piggy bank, he tore it up into a bunch of tiny pieces to make it fit. FML

By Anonymous - / Monday 29 May 2017 16:43 / Italy
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Today, I decided to break up with my boyfriend of three months. I only wish I had known that his father had died just a few hours earlier that morning. FML

By Anonymous - / Wednesday 10 May 2017 16:27 / Ecuador
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Today, during a family meal, my mother-in-law asked me to list the foods I didn't like, which includes bananas. For some reason my husband felt it was necessary to specify: "except mine!" FML

By Anonymous - / Wednesday 10 May 2017 16:22 / France
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By Anonymous - / Wednesday 10 May 2017 16:17 / Italy
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By Val - / Wednesday 10 May 2017 16:01 / Brazil
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By Alessan - / Wednesday 10 May 2017 15:59 / Italy
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By Anonymous - / Wednesday 10 May 2017 15:53 / France
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By Anonymous - / Wednesday 10 May 2017 15:49 / Italy
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Today, I had my first encounter with a guy I met online. When we parted, I was hoping for a kiss but instead he says to me, "I've met stupid in my life, but never like you." FML

By Anonymous - / Wednesday 10 May 2017 15:18 / Italy
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Today, we were doing a group project in class. The girl I have a crush on came to ask me if I was alone and I said yes. She took the chair next to me and walked away. FML

By Anonymous - / Wednesday 10 May 2017 15:08 / Germany
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Today, I was extremely stressed because I lost my ATM card, so I reconstructed my day, eventually finding it in the freezer. FML

By Anonymous - / Wednesday 10 May 2017 15:05 / France - Paris
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Today, I was out for a walk with my family when we saw a sign that read "you are here." That's when my son asked, "how do they know where we are?" My son is 14 years old. FML

By Anonymous - / Wednesday 10 May 2017 14:54 / France
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Today I intended to get up at 6 am so I set the alarm for 5 am. What ended up happening was that I got up at 9 am, and the 5 am alarm will ring in two weeks. FML

By Happyhope - / Wednesday 10 May 2017 14:52 / Argentina
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By Gibs - / Wednesday 10 May 2017 14:46 / Brazil
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By Anonymous - / Wednesday 10 May 2017 14:43 / Colombia
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Today, I met my boyfriend's family. I thought everything was going well until I went to the bathroom and overheard his family tell him he could have found something better. FML

By Lola - / Wednesday 10 May 2017 14:40 / Uruguay
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Today, I had a job interview. After two hours of commute, thirty minutes filling out questionnaires, and fifteen minutes of actual interview, the recruiter told me the post had already been filled. FML

By Anonymous - / Wednesday 10 May 2017 14:36 / France
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By Anonymous - / Wednesday 10 May 2017 14:32 / Italy
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