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  • Beginner

    You have looked through 5 pages of the website. That’s a start.
  • Work is a 4-letter word

    Voting on an FML in the "Work" category on a Monday morning between 8 and 9 a.m. How ironic.
  • Checking you out

    You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile.
  • So, what happened next…

    You commented on a published FML that you'd submitted.
  • Tell us what happened next

    You've commented on an FML that you sent in
  • Supersize Menu

    You wanted you know what the top of the flops of all time was, and now you know.
  • Happy ending

    Brandon may have an FML, but he ended up marrying Jessica. You found this out by reading “FML, the follow up.”
  • The Mixer

    You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.
  • I like your style

    You gave a Hug to someone. How cute!
  • I never take things to heart

    Having said that, my 3 comments on that FML were really worth it.
  • I'm an early bird, but no worm yet

    You commented on an FML between 6 and 7 a.m.
  • Mobility

    You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.
  • Up and coming moderator

    It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature.
  • It's in the can!

    Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!
  • 100 kick-ass comments

    100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!
  • A new thumb

    You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.
  • 50 quality comments

    Clicking to reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried afterwards is even worthier.
  • Censored

    Not one, not two, but 50 pages of the Intimacy category read. No comment.
  • 50 favorites

    Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!
  • Judgmental

    You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.
  • I agree, my mouse works.

    200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
  • Night owl

    You commented on an FML between 1 and 3 a.m.
  • What'ch'all looking at?

    You have put three pictures on your profile, but not necessarily pictures of your profile.
  • I'm a rock star

    You have 100 followers. Your head's in the game.
  • One more and it's business time

    You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.
  • Tommy Wiseau

    You have 50 followers and we quite frankly don't know how you managed it.
  • 42

    See, son, moderating FMLs is like a marathon.
  • Keen reader – Level: godlike ninja

    You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
  • Keen reader – Level: master ninja

    You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
  • Keen reader – Level: student ninja

    You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
  • The return of the thumb

    You have thumbed 5000 comments.
  • The thumb strikes back

    You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.
  • Who’s the fairest of them all?

    This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.
  • YDI Master

    You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.
  • Gandhi

    You have 200 followers. Everyone follows you. You should watch your mouth.
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Boopingsnoot's favorite FMLs


By Anonymous - / Tuesday 6 February 2018 15:00 /

You Heard Right, Elon Musk’s Boring Company Is Now Selling Flamethrowers for $500

“Obviously a flamethrower is a super terrible idea, definitely don’t buy one.” -Elon Musk “Unless you like fun.” -also Elon Musk. In the case of any flamethrower-related FMLs to come, you know who to blame!

By Nina - / Monday 29 January 2018 22:00 /
By why - / Saturday 20 January 2018 15:00 /

This Contractor Learns Just How Much Money Can Buy After His Site Turns Into A Crime Scene

When some teenagers break into their house while they were on vacation, these vacationing property owners pay off their contractor to take care of the problem for them. While that means big bucks for this contractor, the amount of damage control he’s now in charge of is a huge FML for him. To think, all he wanted was to lay some floor boards in peace. Smh.

By Nina - / Thursday 18 January 2018 17:30 / France - Paris
By Cat lover - / Saturday 23 December 2017 01:30 /