By MerryChristmas - / Sunday 15 July 2018 14:30 / United States - Moore
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By Forever alone - / Thursday 19 July 2018 01:30 / Netherlands - Volendam
World

Today, I took off my fake lashes. My fake lashes took off my real lashes. FML

By R2A8 - / Wednesday 18 July 2018 02:30 / Kenya - Nairobi
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By Not really - / Thursday 19 July 2018 15:00 /
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Today, I returned from a job abroad and saw my twin brother for the first time in six months. He greeted me with words of true brotherly love: "You've fattened up a bit." FML

By Ashamed_Sister - / Thursday 19 July 2018 20:30 / Austria - Graz
By Money Shot - / Sunday 15 July 2018 06:00 /
World

Today, I refilled a water glass I'd left out on the counter and took a long drink. At the end, I felt something spongy and panicked. When I spit it all out into the sink, a huge centipede was staring back at me. FML

By Anonymous - / Friday 20 July 2018 12:00 / Canada - Ancaster
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