By FidoForever - / Saturday 17 June 2017 05:51 /
FML - The follow-up

Today, I was told I'm too old for sex. I'm 35. FML

azouwa Say more :
There's nothing wrong with going to a senior graduation to figure out who just turned 18!! lol, Nah. seriously, a few girls and I were working on an assignment, and them, being 20, only wanted to discuss fornication. So I told a few stories, and when jaws dropped, I went back to work on the paper we're writing. (I'm female btw).
By azouwa - / Wednesday 24 May 2017 22:59 /
By furbys69 - / Monday 29 May 2017 21:16 / United States - Kingsport
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By ShanghaiSam - / Wednesday 3 May 2017 22:36 / China - Shanghai
By Anonymous - / Wednesday 10 May 2017 14:32 / Italy
By AVeryConfusedGuy - / Friday 28 April 2017 04:10 /
FML - The follow-up

Today, my sister admitted to having sex with her current boyfriend. On my bed. Again. I even have a spare bed in my room and yet they still go for mine. FML

zemmiphopia Say more :
Woah okay was not expecting this to get published. I'm OP. Okay so first off my sister and I are really close and always have been so she's been forgiven and we can joke about it now. And secondly, we were both pretty amused by the suggestions of ways to get her back, I think my favorite is "punch her in the head". And I would totally buy a lock if I could, by the way.
By zemmiphobia - / Thursday 27 April 2017 19:19 / United States - Mountain View
By Kelly - / Friday 5 May 2017 22:17 / United States - Federal Way
By Layne - / Thursday 27 April 2017 12:02 / Brazil
By Anonymous - / Thursday 27 April 2017 16:54 /
FML - The follow-up

Today, I went to the home of a guy I was talking to on Tinder to hook up. His wife answered the door and invited me in. She wanted to watch. FML

ThePhantomFuta Say more :
Hiya Guys n' Gals, OP here! First up, we'd already met before, gone on a couple of dates etc, but this was never exactly a romantic thing. Second, I said "Hell no!" (seriously!), yelled at them both for a bit, then left. Third, while many people may be into sleeping with married people, threesomes, etc, I'm not, because it gets too complicated (the whole point of this was to AVOID complications). So...
By TinderStartsFires - / Wednesday 26 April 2017 14:41 /
By BrokenHangLow - / Saturday 22 April 2017 12:32 / United States - Havelock
By whywasitthere - / Monday 17 April 2017 21:13 / United States - New Braunfels
By sad_unicorn - / Saturday 15 April 2017 15:22 / Australia - Yagoona
FML - The follow-up
Leveritas Say more :
OP here. Didn't think this would have posted, let alone so quickly. I spent the first half of my evening thinking about what I may have said wrong. Do you know a 'realization' moment, like in the cartoons? That's what it felt like. She didn't make eye contact with me the entire evening, and I felt terrible afterwards. Also yes, pitching a tent is correct, but it was both translated from Dutch and close...
By Awkwarddinner - / Friday 31 March 2017 12:55 /
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