By callingouttoanyrealtorsandpyrosinthearea - / Wednesday 21 June 2017 05:17 /

Today, I was getting ready for bed, brushing my teeth. When I spat out my toothpaste, I also vomited a bit of the tacos I'd had for dinner, so I brushed my teeth again. I'm completely sober. FML

By Anonymous - / Tuesday 20 June 2017 05:15 /
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By 50sStyle - / Saturday 10 June 2017 03:57 / United States - Hartland
FML - The follow-up
Noxian Say more :
OP here, toes are doing better! Knee is still in a brace... husband escaped death. He's lucky I love him so much! ?
By Anonymous - / Thursday 8 June 2017 18:51 /
By NeedALittleRoomToBreathe - / Wednesday 7 June 2017 17:53 /
FML - The follow-up
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So I tried to follow this up before but my comment wasn't posted properly. OP here. Turns out I broke my ankle in 3 different places and tore some ligaments. However, I figure it could be much worse. I'm just happy I could finally get something published. The banter in the comments isn't bad either.
By Anonymous - / Tuesday 6 June 2017 14:56 / Australia
FML - The follow-up
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OP here, I had posted a lengthy explanation but while one of my comments appeared, that did not. Not sure why... I have a severe form of bipolar disorder. After I was diagnosed, I spent several years in and out of the hospital as my doctor tried me on almost every type of mood stabilizer and antipsychotic in existence. During that time, I was pretty much unable to function. After a long trial-and-error...
By Unwilling addict - / Thursday 1 June 2017 22:40 /
FML - The follow-up

Today, my dentist discovered that, at 21, I still had a baby tooth, and asked if I wanted it pulled. My mouth was already numb, so I said sure. Turns out the numbing wore off. The dentist pulled it anyway. FML

Hey y'all, op here. I submitted this while I was logged out, hence why it's not under my name. This actually happened a year ago, I'm 22 now. Thought I'd clear some stuff up. Yes, It hurt like hell. Yes,I screamed like a banshee. No. My dentist didn't notice I was in pain (how, I don't know, since his assistant literally had to hold me down to prevent me from ripping his hands out of my mouth). Yes,...
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