Well that's embarrassing... - FML

Well that's embarrassing...

By "Stella5127" - 29/11/2017 16:00 - Australia - Melbourne

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Today, my boyfriend and I celebrated our first apartment together by having a bloodcurdling, hot, screaming lovemaking session. Once we were done, we lay happily in each other's arms when we heard the neighbour say, no louder than a whisper, "They're done just in time for for the news." FML

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JasonThorn 19

Friday 10 November 2017 19:38

Well, no one can say your timing isn't good...

snailsinyourtea 15

Wednesday 29 November 2017 9:05

More like fml for your neighbours.

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KingAdrock 16

Wednesday 29 November 2017 23:07

This isn't an "F my life. This is an "F, my life is awesome!"

K1707 4

Monday 4 December 2017 2:14

I'll never understand screaming while having sex. It's not hot and you're being a piece of shit to everyone listening to your fake pornstar noises.

Ravencat 7

Wednesday 6 December 2017 6:45

Haha well sometimes sex IS that good... but I agree it's gross and disrespectful to do it in an apartment.

Ravencat 7

Wednesday 6 December 2017 6:44

Pretty dumb to have loud sex in an apartment if you don't get off on other people hearing you.

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