Work: Today, working midnight at a coffee shop, I had a customer set...

By Anonymous - 14/04/2017 00:00

Today, working midnight at a coffee shop, I had a customer set down his phone on the counter to pay. Screen up. Still playing his, "Ebony Rimjob" porn. FML

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By koanroak - 22/06/2015 03:08 - United States - Carrollton

Today, while taking a slow night at my waitressing job, I thought I heard the sound of crying coming from the kitchen. I rushed in, thinking something terrible had happened. Nope, the bus boy was just watching porn on his phone with no headphones. FML

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By Ryan - 01/09/2022 21:00 - Canada - Quesnel

Today, after getting off the phone with a client, I got horny so I put on some porn and cranked one out. After I'd finished, I realized I hadn't ended the call and neither had my client. They heard everything. FML

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By Pornstartled - 03/11/2022 14:00 - Netherlands - Zutphen

Today, my manager called when I was watching porn. I picked up after pausing the video, but somehow the video kept playing. I'm pretty sure she definitely heard. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/12/2018 06:05

Today, I went to the phone store to get a new SIM card. The store manager went on my browser to see if my data was working. Two pages of porn popped up. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/02/2024 20:00 - United States

Today, I got caught checking out my porn collection while working. The embarrassment is compounded by the fact that I work from home, and I only flashed the folder on screen, but it was enough for coworkers to notice and now call me "King Dong". FML

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Five knuckle shuffle

By Anonymous - 26/09/2023 06:00

Today, I set up an office laptop remotely from home. My own laptop screen sat next to that laptop screen. I wanted to wank so opened some porn on my own screen. Then my boss called and said, "There's smut playing on this laptop." Wrong screen, and my work PC was in console mode, so people had gathered to watch. FML

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It was for research purposes

By Anonymous - 17/04/2022 14:00

Today, I was at work and was in a conversation with some colleagues. I go to check my phone and accidentally clicked on the Safari app. Safari still had PornHub pulled up. FML

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Cheapskate on the run

By huntbluntz95 - 18/11/2020 11:01

Today, I was at work at a coffee shop. We charge 50 cents every 15 minutes of use of our computers. An old man tried sneaking out without paying after being at a computer. As I was telling him to pay for his time, he threw a bagel at me and ran to his car. FML

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Getting some action

By hugadyle - 18/04/2020 14:00

Today, I took a trip to the library's public computer section to get some important work done. After a bit of work, I went to stretch only to see that the man next to me was watching some adult films on his computer and discreetly touching himself. I still had 58 minutes of computer time. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/06/2019 00:24 - United States - Santa Cruz

Today, I was babysitting my friend's 12-year-old son while his dad was having an emergency procedure at the hospital. I walked into the den to see if he wanted to go out to dinner, only to find him watching Pornhub on my iPad. FML

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RichardPencil 30

Friday 14 April 2017 1:20

You ought to sprinkle some mocha powder on the rim of his cup. See if he catches the anal-ogy.

jbursach 5

Friday 14 April 2017 3:13

Shoot that's awkward.

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darksilence17 10

Friday 14 April 2017 0:46

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Joshua Smith 4

Friday 14 April 2017 1:02

Well than, I guess you had a good shift.

RichardPencil 30

Friday 14 April 2017 1:20

You ought to sprinkle some mocha powder on the rim of his cup. See if he catches the anal-ogy.

Bearsmomma 30

Friday 14 April 2017 2:18

ewww

jbursach 5

Friday 14 April 2017 3:13

Shoot that's awkward.

xXxGraveStonexXx 20

Friday 14 April 2017 6:03

Maybe he was giving you hints

ElusiveMee 6

Friday 14 April 2017 7:04

Did he have a tossed salad?

wickedgetz 30

Friday 14 April 2017 8:50

Maybe it was instinctively done. Or maybe it was a hint...though I really think it's a pick up line he was trying

Lobby_Bee 17

Friday 14 April 2017 10:51

Wtf? You didnt post the link? YDI

Xeebar 28

Saturday 15 April 2017 20:19

Am I the only one who thought of the guy in a relationship with his car?

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