By Anonymous - 14/01/2011 20:53 - United States

Today, while playing with my cat, she decided to give me a surprise nipple piercing with her claws. FML
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chazzlerazzle 0

at least it was free a lot of people have to pay a lot for one of those

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afdude87 6

yes yes, because cats are no match for a mighty t shirt.

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Epilepsy_fml 0

Well someone just wanted to be first. My God, I wonder who it was?

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illmatic2 16

Was it you? I bet it was you, #6. I hate the comment bug.

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WallyTheWombat 0

I read it as: Today, while playing with my clit... I was all o.o fml getting a little graphic.

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I_iz_B_a_troll 23

Cat scratch fever! Da na dun! Cat scratch feva! Baow wa waow!

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Hide_Yo_Kids 0

#1,,,,ever hear of eyebrow waxing?

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aardvarkish 15

46, ha ha, look who's talking. BTW, 1 has beautiful eyebrows. Why mess with perfection?

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DocBastard 38

Hide Yo Kids - ever hear of not being an asshole?

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talb1 7

Dude you are a douche bag.

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joooeee 3

It says comment moderated, but I can imagine what was said. And 46 has some self esteem issues.

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AlmightyFish 0

@70, Cats can usually claw through fabric, especially something as thin as a t-shirt. I know my cat certainly can. :P

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sirdolittle 0

She wasn't wearing any ?!? And it's good, 'cause it can be really sexy !! :p

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sweet_candy_ 17

lol 46 why do you care? It's not on your face.

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TeaLover_fml 0

Waxing actually slows down the hair growth. Her eyebrows are nice but go in a bit too far, in my opinion. All in all, it's her choice.

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EagorLuvsBigFoot 8

wth r u guys all so consumed w her eye brows! geeeeez get a life

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aardvarkish 15

93, because being consumed BY her eyebrows would be preposterous!

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zzzBOLTzzz 1

sweet_candy_ - I think you're cute. #46 is just a jerk.

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chazzlerazzle 0

at least it was free a lot of people have to pay a lot for one of those

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duckie227 22

I was thinking the same thing

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awsomeroncat22 0

ydi for playing with you cat withought a shirt on

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sweet_candy_ 17

lol this can still happen with a shirt on.

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afdude87 6

yes yes, because cats are no match for a mighty t shirt.

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Epilepsy_fml 0

Never had a cat before I presume? You incompetent baffoon. A CATS CLAWS CAN GO THROUGH A PIECE OF FABRIC. But I still love you.

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boopityboppity 11

I always put on my suit of armor before playing with a cat. And I don't still love you.

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Epilepsy_fml 0

A better one could have been, "Quit being such a pussy!"

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LightningLadyy 0

SURPRISE NIPPLE PIERCING!!!

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kattylizbeth 19

Or: "are you a nun? Because you sure have a holey nipple!" haha.

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taffy1239 3

meowwww. someone thinks nipple peircings are sexyyy.

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boopityboppity 11

Do you have some sort of typing stutter? If not, wwwwhyyy do that?

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FMLephant 2

Their keys are stick from too much ****. Could be the OP from the email Fml.

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taffy1239 3

I appoligize. my computer did something strange.... then broke. (I'm on my iPod now, it's all good)

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daminantion 14

90, don't iPods have spellcheck like my iPhone? last I checked it was 'apologize', just saying..

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rmg1293 0

97, they do have spell check. Way to make him look like an ass

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taffy1239 3

well I'm sorry if my iPod hates me.

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MarineWifey88 3

My sister's dog did that to my husband once. Perfectly straight and everything. He almost got in trouble with his command when he got back from leave, they didn't believe a dog did it.

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FunwithBumperCar 0

Your pussy needs better foreplay.

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maybaybe 0

See a doctor or something, it could get infected.

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HolyCarp 5

Yours it the only serious comment here..

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