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By underachiever - 20/02/2010 07:29 - Australia

Today, while on my graveyard shift at an inner-city backpackers lodge, a drunk pissed in a dorm at 4am. I had to clean up after him, wash all the luggage that got dowsed, clean up 2 separate piles of puke, and help 3 drunken Brits back to their room while they abused me. I have a science degree. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/11/2009 11:33 - Germany

Today, I arrived in my dorm at 3 am to find my roommate passed out and a nauseating stench. While I was gone, he got drunk and puked all over the walls, carpet, and both beds. His inebriated attempt to clean up the mess consisted of smearing his vomit everywhere with my shower robe. FML

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By Erik Aleckson - 05/05/2019 02:00

Today, at my hotel job, I had to help a drunk naked guy back into his room. Earlier today, a fat old guy wearing only briefs came down to the lobby drunk as hell. I used to like my job. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/07/2013 18:16 - Canada - Kelowna

Today, I woke up after passing out at a very small house party. I'd set a three drink limit, but apparently nobody listened, because there were beer cans everywhere, half my stuff was on the floor, and someone had shat in my bathtub. I had to clean all of it up alone. FML

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By Jonoq - 04/10/2019 16:00 - Canada

Today, in a 2-hour period at work, I had to talk to the cops, clean up shit and clean up vomit, yet none of these events were related. The worst part is, I work as a lifeguard and none of this is in the job description. FML

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By ihatewalmart - 29/06/2012 23:12 - United States

Today, while at work, I saw a kid empty his bladder all over the floor. His mother walked over, looked at me, said, "Yep… that just happened," and dragged him away. I'm a 30-year-old man, four credits shy of a Master's, stuck cleaning up piss at a dead-end job. FML

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By goldenshower - 05/02/2010 18:22 - United States

Today, I woke up at a guy's house drunk and soaked in my own pee. I had passed out with all my clothes on. Since I was late for work and didn't have a change of clothes, all I could do was throw my jeans in the dryer. I had to sit all day at work in crusty pee pants. FML

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By pukeytimes - 10/04/2015 23:03 - Australia - Leichhardt

Today, I decided to do a good bit of spring cleaning. When my apartment was finally spotless I went to lie down. I woke up later to find my drunk flatmate passed out in a puddle of her own puke on the living room's carpet. FML

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By what the fuck, mate - 30/09/2012 19:00 - Australia

Today, I started working my crappy, minimum-wage retail job at a local electronics store. An hour into my shift, my boss sent me to scrub out a discount bin, after some drunk cunt in his teens staggered into the place yelling, and puked his guts into it. What a life. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/10/2010 13:42 - Reserved

Today, there were reports of a drunk and disorderly male, and I arrived at the scene only to discover a drunk guy having explosive diarrhoea in a photo booth. He turned to me and shouted "God save the Queen!" It's then that I remembered it was my job to do something about it. FML

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By sma93 - 17/12/2016 18:30 - United States - Baldwin

Today, after my work's Christmas party, everyone got so drunk that I had to help one of my only sober co-workers take everyone home and clean up vomit. FML

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jasonsaied 1

Sunday 21 February 2010 5:03

where the hell do you guys see unconscious poms?

repyourcliche 0

Saturday 20 February 2010 16:19

oh god, i read "unconscious poms" as "unicorn ****"...

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repyourcliche 0

Saturday 20 February 2010 16:19

oh god, i read "unconscious poms" as "unicorn ****"...

zippit09 0

Saturday 20 February 2010 16:23

Me too, just spent a good 20 minutes playing at http://games.adultwim.com/robot-unicorn-attack-twitchy-online-game.html

Ajjas013 6

Saturday 20 February 2010 16:24

There should be a group on Facebook. I watched Unicorn **** and didn't get my ass kicked!

Averizzle 0

Saturday 20 February 2010 16:41

And it should be continued as "But I did get my ass kicked for watching pokemob ****."

Averizzle 0

Saturday 20 February 2010 16:49

pokemon* Damn auto correct

jasonsaied 1

Sunday 21 February 2010 5:03

where the hell do you guys see unconscious poms?

B0ned 0

Sunday 21 February 2010 7:08

YDI for having a science degree.

Aah_Zombies 0

Sunday 21 February 2010 9:38

This ^ Why is this FML any worse because you have a science degree? Maybe you can get a boring job in a lab instead of a boring job cleaning up drunkards' puke.

maddieguinn 0

Friday 16 April 2010 22:37

what?????

maddieguinn 0

Friday 16 April 2010 22:39

I agree with 107?wtf

maddieguinn 0

Friday 16 April 2010 22:40

i agree with 107?

iDollFace 0

Saturday 20 February 2010 16:20

have you ever considered being a janitor.

st0815 9

Saturday 20 February 2010 18:44

He has a degree and his native language is English. OP: get a job as an English teacher in Asia. Your living standard will probably be higher (income might be lower but expenses, too) you get to travel and have some fun.

GiganTronic 0

Sunday 21 February 2010 0:14

Yeah! It's such a comforting sound! vvvvWOOM! vvvvvWOOM! There go two right now!

Whytetrash 21

Saturday 3 November 2012 7:35

Well, now you know that a degree doesn't over-qualify you to have a working class job.

Astraea 0

Saturday 20 February 2010 16:22

Education means nothing, really. It's the same here in Turkey, what you need is just good luck and some, oh more than some money and good connections. Sorry for you.

abes22 0

Monday 4 October 2010 16:55

science degrees are worthless here in Australia - you need more than that to land a respectable job

whitekiss 0

Saturday 20 February 2010 16:22

how did unconscious people verbally abuse you?

lezzyluver 0

Saturday 20 February 2010 16:26

hahaha true that

The_Disturbed 5

Saturday 20 February 2010 23:12

@Tazn1991, the OP was modded for clarity. Where it says "drunken Brits", I believe it originally read "3 unconscious poms", with "unconscious" spelt incorrectly.