Animals: Today, while finishing up raking leaves, I decided it would be...

By Kirta - 09/11/2009 15:18 - Canada

Today, while finishing up raking leaves, I decided it would be a fun idea to jump into them. After rolling around in the leaves for a bit, I smelled something funny. Turns out I was rolling around in dog shit. FML

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By Mr Pippin - 09/09/2018 22:00

Today, after frolicking in some long grass near a lake, my dog got back in the car smelling strongly of poop. Upon further investigation, I discovered that a sewer had overflowed in the area. My dog rolled around in human faeces. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/11/2011 17:07 - Ireland

Today, I stepped in a pile of dog shit. While trying to get it off by wiping my foot on the grass, I stepped in another pile. FML

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A bit too many Fall vibes

By ppppp - 26/10/2023 20:00

Today, I eagerly jumped into a pile of leaves, only to discover via the stench that the neighborhood cats have obviously been using it as their makeshift litter box. FML

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Good boy

By Anonymous - 06/10/2023 19:30 - Canada

Today, I took my dog to the park. It had recently rained, and he started rolling in something unidentifiable. When I got home, I discovered it was a mixture of mud and who knows what else. Now my house smells like a swamp. FML

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By unknown - 04/02/2011 08:11

Today, I woke up and stepped out of bed right into a pile of dog crap. Acting quickly, I jumped on to my other foot, which would have been a great idea, except for this morning there were two piles. FML

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By dirtyfoot - 18/01/2009 21:50 - United States

Today, I stepped in dog shit, barefoot, in my own bathroom. The dog had been outside for two hours earlier, and I'd watched him take a dump. Apparently he was saving some for when he got back in the house. FML

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By themanzz - 08/10/2010 12:08 - Canada

Today, I was helping my Dad pick up the pieces of bark that came off the tree that we'd just cut down. I bent over to grab a dark looking piece of bark. Turn out it was my dogs crap. Fresh, warm, moist piece of crap to be exact. FML

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By orilykid - 31/10/2012 17:23 - United States - Richmond

Today, I was cleaning out my roof's gutter, which was full of leaves. There was an especially big pile, and when I started scooping it up, I felt something squishy. Turns out those leaves were covering the remains of a rotting squirrel. I can't stop smelling it. FML

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By gera3gera - 07/10/2009 02:07 - United States

Today, I was walking my dog when, as usual, he did his business in the grass and stepped off to the side. I squatted and reached for the bag when my dog spotted another canine. He lunged forward in excitement and I landed face forward in the feces. FML

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Pick it up

By Cassie - 02/05/2011 00:21

Today, I took my dog for a walk. He started crapping on someone's lawn, then I noticed that the owner was outside and giving me a death stare. Not knowing what to do, I picked up the crap with my bare hands. The man started laughing at me. FML

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blastvortex 3

Tuesday 10 November 2009 6:48

Until now, I wasn't aware that people under the age of nine submitted FMLs.

jonny2x4 0

Tuesday 10 November 2009 3:38

(in Horatio Caine voice) "Well it seems the poo...(quickly puts on shades)... is on YOU". ...YEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHHHHHHHHHHH......

Comments

nittien 0

Monday 9 November 2009 20:21

retard :P YDI

Unregistered 0

Monday 9 November 2009 22:43

whats the diffrence between a black guy and a piece of shit?

jazzy1432 0

Monday 9 November 2009 22:50

What the **** is wrong wth you? Totally unneccessary comment, asshole.

Unregistered 0

Monday 9 November 2009 22:53

nothing. Oh wait thats offensive to the piece of shit nvm

Anteezy 7

Monday 9 November 2009 23:05

wow you're so funny man i bet the kids you had with your sister really love you!

Crlnprz 11

Tuesday 10 November 2009 1:44

WTF y she deserve it wtf is wrong with u people "oh u deserve it becuz ur a retard" .. -.-

crazytoaster 2

Tuesday 10 November 2009 8:56

YDI for trying so hard to hang on to your childhood and refusing to get on with the rest of your life.

Flutist 3

Tuesday 10 November 2009 10:26

Unregistered, I can see your future. You are going to be the stupid racist prick who gets shot at, then claims it wasn't your fault that "those people" can't take a joke. Then you will go to prison with the KKK and be anal raped by some big guy named Butch. Have fun being someone's bitch. What's the difference between a black hole and Unregistered's ass? The black hole is slightly smaller.

UnluckyAsUsual 0

Tuesday 10 November 2009 13:54

The piece of shit are a lot more smaller, and it is remains of anything you eat. A black guy is a person with all the human rights that anyone else got.

fl0ffy 0

Thursday 17 March 2011 2:31

y would u say that how mean now I want to kick ur ugly face

jamieleigh_315 0

Sunday 29 May 2011 21:55

jazzy1432 stop being a dick I found the comment funny u retard! (:

allmidnighteyes 10

Monday 9 November 2009 20:21

pwnt

fuckingshitt343 0

Monday 9 November 2009 20:22

dude, **** your life. that happened to me when i was like 8. it sucked. though i didn't really roll around in it. i just got it on my pant leg.

perdix 29

Monday 9 November 2009 20:29

Next time you ought to save yourself the effort of raking up the leaves and just roll around in the dogshit directly. If you think you smelled "funny" this time, wait until you realize how hilarious you'll smell if you jumped straight on a steaming pile of Fido's doo-doo!