This is a Nearly FML. It’s an FML, nearly. It got positive votes from the users, by wasn’t approved by our team.
Today we were teaching my son how to use the potty, when all of the sudden he pooped on the floor. As my wife was cleaning him up, and I was running to the bathroom to get toilet paper our dog decided she wanted to help too. Let's just say she has some pretty crappy breath. FML