Today, we're on a field course in Spain. 3 days left to go and... - FML

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By Jedaward - 20/04/2018 03:00 - Spain - Madrid

Today, we're on a field course in Spain. 3 days left to go and I pick up a really bad stomach bug. Last night I sneezed in my sleep and shat myself in a room full of people, basically had to run around and sneakily clean myself/my clothes without alerting anyone, which when you're in a dorm, is impossible. FML

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Pot_of_gold 11

Monday 23 April 2018 17:30

That's a really shitty situation to be in. FYL.

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Pot_of_gold 11

Monday 23 April 2018 17:30

That's a really shitty situation to be in. FYL.

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