Work and Kids: Today, I spent a good 20 minutes cleaning the massive shopfront...

By anonymous - 12/06/2018 18:00 - United Kingdom - London

Today, I spent a good 20 minutes cleaning the massive shopfront window of my work outside in the scorching heat, only to watch some kid drag his sweaty, sticky hand all the way along it. FML

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Donut_Wizard 23

Tuesday 12 June 2018 19:14

Simple solution. Clean the glass with a hammer. Then no one can smear there hands on it. And there will be a nice breeze. It’s a win-win.

tranced_ 45

Tuesday 12 June 2018 19:15

Looks like a window of opportunity knocking at your door! Opportunity to clean it once again 😂👍🏻🙃

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Donut_Wizard 23

Tuesday 12 June 2018 19:14

Simple solution. Clean the glass with a hammer. Then no one can smear there hands on it. And there will be a nice breeze. It’s a win-win.

JustThatPerson 21

Tuesday 12 June 2018 20:22

Or just clean the kid with a hammer.

tranced_ 45

Tuesday 12 June 2018 19:15

Looks like a window of opportunity knocking at your door! Opportunity to clean it once again 😂👍🏻🙃

ChromoTec 24

Tuesday 12 June 2018 20:17

Why was the kid's hand sweaty and sticky? I wonder...

boopingsnoot 24

Tuesday 12 June 2018 20:38

How hot is “scorching” in the UK? Southeast US can get to 110F (38C).

Lobby_Bee 17

Tuesday 12 June 2018 20:57

How big of a deal can this be? Take a rag and follow him and his hand. Done.

RichardPencil 30

Tuesday 12 June 2018 21:29

Kids' filthy hands = job security!

Jeremy Phillips 18

Sunday 8 July 2018 0:46

Try working with Kids and having them grab at your hand with sticky sweaty hands

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