Work: Today, three women came into my work and one was wearing a shirt...

By Anonymous - 01/06/2009 10:46 - United States

Today, three women came into my work and one was wearing a shirt with a rainbow that said, "We are everywhere". I had just gotten what it was referring to and when I greeted them I ended up saying "Hi gays!" instead of the standard "Hi guys". FML

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By UncleRory - 16/05/2009 09:13 - United States

Today, I was shopping at a supermarket. As I was about to pay for my items, I noticed the cashier was very cute. Trying to be nice, I smiled. She smiled back and said, "Hello, how are you?" Instead of saying, "I'm good" or, "I'm okay", I said, "I'm gay". FML

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By Anonymous - 04/11/2010 09:18 - United States

Today, I had a job interview. When I got there, the lady interviewing me shook my hand and said, 'Hello, I'm gay.' I found this strange and I didn't know what to say, so I stated, 'Aw, it's OK, I support you.' She looked pretty offended, and I realized why when I found out that her name was Gaye. FML

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By offendedfemme - 26/08/2009 02:16 - United States

Today, I was walking with my husband, holding hands, when a man with a rainbow shirt on came up to us. He said, "I'm so glad that gay men can go out in public without being embarassed nowdays!" He patted me on the back and walked away. I'm a woman. FML

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By Richard - 06/02/2010 18:39 - France

Today, there was a new and extremely attractive girl at youth group, so I decided to introduce myself. Her reply was, "Wow, I've always wanted to meet a gay guy!" FML

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Oh the times, they are a-changin'

By toelie - 06/11/2017 22:00

Today, as two of my students walked into my classroom, I said, "Hi, ladies". One of them screamed at me: "Did you just assume my gender?!" FML

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By Anonymous - 24/01/2012 04:46 - United States

Today, a co-worker passed me a note with information about one of our cute, new co-workers I was interested in. Her report? Simple: "Lesbian. Try again. They're EVERYWHERE!" FML

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By Anonymous - 18/05/2022 01:00 - Ethiopia

Today, after I spaced out for 3 minutes, the guy in front of me asked if I was interested in him. I replied that I'm not gay. It turns out "he" was a woman, not a guy. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/10/2010 01:57 - United States

Today, I found out everybody at work thinks I'm a lesbian because they thought my boyfriend was a girl. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/04/2009 02:33 - United States

Today, I saw a lesbian couple walking through the mall. One of the ladies walked up to me in the middle of the busy mall and started screaming at me about how rude it is to stare, and how we are all equal- straight or not. I was only staring because I'm a lesbian too, and they were hot. FML

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By what - 26/11/2010 19:17 - United States

Today, while shopping, a few giggling girls came up to me and asked why I was wearing a dress in public. Highly confused, I didn't answer. When they walked away laughing, I realized they thought I was a man. I'm a woman. FML

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Dogmaw 0

Monday 1 June 2009 15:55

You wear a shirt that says that, you can't be offended by "Hey, gays!". It's a little funny. A little. :)

Redders123 1

Sunday 25 April 2010 3:32

I live in SoCal - we refer to everyone here as "you guys". Just like in the south more than one person is "y'all". Guys doesn't always mean "male".

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freber120 0

Monday 1 June 2009 15:53

first

B4SK3TB4IL 0

Wednesday 8 September 2010 6:20

HHAAHAHAHAHA

fortytwo 0

Monday 1 June 2009 15:55

that sucks They probably just ignored it, so it's not all that bad. Just please tell me you didn't spend the next five minutes trying to explain yourself. Also, has anyone noticed that all the embarrassing FMLs are the same. "Today, I mixed up my words and said something embarrassing. FML" =

Dogmaw 0

Monday 1 June 2009 15:55

You wear a shirt that says that, you can't be offended by "Hey, gays!". It's a little funny. A little. :)

YouAreRidiculous 0

Monday 1 June 2009 15:57

that is such a stupid shirt.

elmarcelop 0

Monday 1 June 2009 15:59

**** you #1...i made an account just to write this comment

Aelaena 6

Monday 1 June 2009 16:01

haha that is awesome and LOL to 5

Saluton 18

Monday 1 June 2009 16:01

They are not "guys" in the first place. If I were a girl, I wouldn't have liked being addressed as a "guy".

Redders123 1

Sunday 25 April 2010 3:32

I live in SoCal - we refer to everyone here as "you guys". Just like in the south more than one person is "y'all". Guys doesn't always mean "male".

OneLittleAdditio 9

Tuesday 12 October 2010 6:24

agreed 92 I don get all insulted at that. :]

Bryan_Z 0

Monday 1 June 2009 16:01

meh, im gay, not really a biggie.

fueledbyamy 0

Monday 1 June 2009 16:03

haha thats funny :) and whats wrong with being called 'guys'? i always get called that, if in a group. its just friendly, not meant to be derogitory or anything.