I can just see it now. A young couple are walking through a furniture store and are dreaming about their future together. Suddenly they find they have wandered into the couch section and no one is around. Like any closet exhibitionist, they get excited about the idea of possibly getting caught together. She gives him a wink and a budge and the guy instantly throws his shirt across the store. She blushes as she finds a good couch in the corner and the guy is still fighting to get his pants off. Naked, he jumps from couch to couch to tackle the love of his life. Like any good performer he takes extra strides to show off, and that is when the mistake happens. Tripping on the overly fluffy arm rest, his traction is lost and he comes crashing down. His bloody nose gets on half the couch and his love screams at the thought of the broken man before her. In a panic they rush after his clothes and streak out the back of the store. The sales rep that had been innocently been taking her break in the room was still in shock. She burst out laughing and due to her weak bladder she accidentally pee'd a little as she struggled to breath. The couch she sat on was later sold and no one noticed the stain. And now you know,,,, The REST of the story.

OP here, well I called the guy I bought it from and he said he'd refund me all the money I paid for it. So I guess it's no problem. Still a little awkward though...

None of the above. Pretty sure it was listed as "Casting Couch"

I think 90% of the guys on FML will get the reference

90% is a bit low, try 99.9999999% :)

Lmao I am a guy and I don't understand what casting couch means. Sorry to let you all down.

GTS: Google That Shit (you'll realize you grew up knowing it all along)

I'm a girl and I got that! ;)

47 Did you find out before or after the interview?

#51 the only response I can think of is from Friday.... "DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMN" ;)

Let me spell it out for you: casting couch for ****.

Yeah after I thought about it for a while I kind of found out what It could've possibly meant. I apologized for my own stupidity and inability to get **** related jokes lol

#43 : You are the 0.0000001% of the guys who don't understand the reference

I understand it now. Didn't know all guys had to be always in the **** mindset to be considered normal.

@bluehero Let the wankers speak ;)

I'm a girl and I got it XD

It's quite the contrary my friend. Also, don't get an exchange. Get your money back because you cannot trust a company that will do that .

OP probably bought it on Craigslist or something though. No professional company would sell a semen-stained sofa.