Today, some chemicals at work got on my hands. It burned so I... - FML

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By "Carl'sRightEye" - 17/02/2018 22:18

Today, some chemicals at work got on my hands. It burned so I ran it under water and washed it off. I went to tell my boss about it and he knew. He said that glass cleaner had spilled on the truck that morning. Two other teens had burns on their hands too. No first aid was offered. FML

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Lupin Carter 2

Wednesday 21 February 2018 13:41

thaaaaat sounds a little illegal

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Lupin Carter 2

Wednesday 21 February 2018 13:41

thaaaaat sounds a little illegal

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