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By Anonymous - 13/03/2018 00:56
Today, my new boyfriend dislocated his shoulder while making love with me. I don't have a license, so his baby mama had to come pick him up and take him to the hospital. She's 8 months pregnant, and it was 2am. She wouldn't let me go. FML