This is a Nearly FML. It’s an FML, nearly. It got positive votes from the users, by wasn’t approved by our team.
Today, my new automatic car starter was installed as a Christmas gift. I'm so excited, I was carrying it in my back pocket to start the car randomly throughout the day. I went to pee and as I stood to flush, it fell out of my pocket and flushed down the toilet. Day 1, it's gone. FML