This is a Nearly FML. It’s an FML, nearly. It got positive votes from the users, by wasn’t approved by our team.
Today, my mum couldn't work my daughter's new singing Elsa doll despite the obvious button brooch on her chest and the arrow on the box saying 'press here'. She was squeezing the doll's tummy because "The toy company wouldn't encourage children to touch Elsa's breasts". FML