Today, my mother pointed to the unframed, but certified and signed,... - FML

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By hanaRedcrown - 19/11/2017 09:56

Today, my mother pointed to the unframed, but certified and signed, limited edition animal paintings, which I got for doing a job for a rich friend when I was jobless and broke, and said "You should sell those, they aren't really your taste anyway." I gave them to her for Christmas last year. FML

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arisanator9900 20

Tuesday 21 November 2017 15:44

take them since you're the only one that sees the real value in them

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arisanator9900 20

Tuesday 21 November 2017 15:44

take them since you're the only one that sees the real value in them

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