Miscellaneous: Today, my mother bought me Mickey Mouse shaped burgers for my... - FML

By ana9 - 12/01/2009 15:56 - France

Today, my mother bought me Mickey Mouse shaped burgers for my dinner. I'm 19. FML

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By TooShort - 03/05/2009 14:06 - United States

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By Anonymous - 22/08/2009 01:02 - United States

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By Unloved. - 15/09/2009 10:09 - New Zealand

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Today, I asked my mom to buy me new shorts. She bought fluffy bubble shorts. I'm a 20 year-old guy. FML

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Today, my parents were supposed to take me out to eat for my birthday, but since their favorite child wasn't with us, I instead got a mini order of tots from Sonic as my birthday meal/present. FML

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vvtumblesbee 0

Friday 20 February 2009 4:30

that's pretty sweet! i'm 23 and i would love mickey burgers!

Kulawend 0

Tuesday 17 February 2009 23:41

Lame. Everyone knows that kids all over the world love dinosaur-shaped chicken nuggets, not Micky Mouse burgers!

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Kulawend 0

Tuesday 17 February 2009 23:41

Lame. Everyone knows that kids all over the world love dinosaur-shaped chicken nuggets, not Micky Mouse burgers!

Porcupine011 0

Monday 2 April 2012 6:28

Agreeeee

Boomi 38

Saturday 10 September 2016 7:21

Yeah! Dinosaur-shaped chicken nuggets are the best!

vvtumblesbee 0

Friday 20 February 2009 4:30

that's pretty sweet! i'm 23 and i would love mickey burgers!

xxjordan715xx 17

Sunday 6 February 2011 21:40

Hahaha I know! I'm 14 and would be psyched if my mom brought me home Mickey Mouse burgers!

yummylicious 5

Thursday 26 April 2012 6:46

Luckyy

Kamon97 23

Thursday 28 November 2013 16:38

That's freaking awesome and I'm 20! Did she make smiley face French fries too? ;D

De_Bri 16

Wednesday 2 April 2014 7:31

That's my jam! I'm also 23 and whenever I get Kraft Mac n Cheese I always get the ones that are characters. They're just better. It's good to keep the kid inside you alive. You have more fun. Moral of this story: your mom is awesome.

bmach 0

Monday 23 February 2009 17:05

Hey, it's food. I'd eat it and I'm 19 too.

Killuhk 8

Friday 11 May 2012 0:02

Hell its a burger shaped like Mickey! How dare you not eat it!!!! Lol

potentpotable 0

Tuesday 24 February 2009 19:18

Beggars can't be choosers. Free food is free food!!! Besides, I wouldn't mind bragging to my friends about how my mom loves me more by buying me overpriced, special burgers hahaha.

hahakare 0

Saturday 7 March 2009 5:22

It's cute =)

HyperFlirt 0

Sunday 8 March 2009 7:18

Why is this a FML? I find that adorable :D

Raceta 5

Saturday 14 March 2009 10:43

I wish my mum gave me Mickey shaped burgers! F***ing awesome!

pommeblossom 0

Tuesday 17 March 2009 1:11

i would love them!

ohitter117 0

Wednesday 18 March 2009 3:00

thats awesome are u kidding me???

dinsterzz 0

Friday 27 March 2009 18:30

my mom bought me those too.tasted very nice, except i had a friend over for dinner, he laughed at me for a month. i'm 17 grtz

xNephilim 18

Wednesday 22 December 2010 19:19

17... The age when everything is embarrassing. Wait, what? I'm 17 and I'd be effing jealous!

xXxrachhunnixXx 12

Sunday 17 July 2011 11:04

Lol, I'm 17 and me and my friends would go crazy with excitement over those burgers!! :D

JohnzSexyMamas11 7

Wednesday 14 November 2012 23:25

Lol Thats Funny :) . I'd Like To Taste Them . If iWas There When You Had Them Id Think It Was Cute

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