By Anonymous - 04/09/2017 20:00

Today, my girlfriend and I slept naked after a great night together. I awoke to a sharp pain in my penis and found our cat trying a new scratching post. FML
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pjsr 32

If your morning wood is big enough to be mistaken for a scratching post, that's something to brag about! Still, looks like you got a little more pussy than you wanted.

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sumocj 14

The cat was probably like "what the hell is this? I better claw it to see if it's alive"

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RichardPencil 30

Scratching post? Right! Don’t flatter yourself — the cat was hunting the mouse in your pants.

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Glowworm56 26

Sounds like somebody's got cat scratch fever!

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Lobby_Bee 17

Probably felt like you needed a circumcision.

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Aiden89 23

You gotta be kitten me right meouch

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pjsr 32

If your morning wood is big enough to be mistaken for a scratching post, that's something to brag about! Still, looks like you got a little more pussy than you wanted.

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gobiteme2 34

Everything is better with ridges.

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sumocj 14

The cat was probably like "what the hell is this? I better claw it to see if it's alive"

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KIEdekka 14

reason #433 as to why I am convinced cats are evil little brats.

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KIEdekka 14

reason #433 as to why I am convinced cats are evil little brats.

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ANANANANANANANANANAan 3

I'm gurl

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