Today, my family found out I'm not a virgin. How you ask? My...

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By The_RavingPanda - 26/04/2017 05:42 - United States - Madison

Today, my family found out I'm not a virgin. How you ask? My dad caught my dog chewing on something and went to take it away. It was the condom my boyfriend and I used and threw away. FML

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Leeono 26

Sunday 30 April 2017 12:04

Is this the same guy from your queefing FML that are posted 5 minutes apart

wickedgetz 30

Friday 28 April 2017 20:31

next time throw it where the nobody can get it

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wickedgetz 30

Friday 28 April 2017 20:31

next time throw it where the nobody can get it

Leeono 26

Sunday 30 April 2017 12:04

Is this the same guy from your queefing FML that are posted 5 minutes apart

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