By fuuuudge - 19/08/2009 05:55 - United States

Today, my boyfriend took me out to meet his friends. It was going really well until I left to use the bathroom and two of the girls with us came in and started talking about how creepy Matt's new girlfriend is and that they're happy he's going to dump her. My boyfriend is Matt. FML
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fmlfmlfml15 0

well now you know he's going to dump you....beat him to it. unless those two girls knew you were in the bathroom and just wanted you two to break up

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aquaria 0

They knew you were in there. They were probably just trying to make you think he's going to dump you. Unless I'm completely wrong and he does.

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fckinbowdown 0

that's weird cause they probably knew you were in there maybe they were just joking around to freak you out

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fmlfmlfml15 0

well now you know he's going to dump you....beat him to it. unless those two girls knew you were in the bathroom and just wanted you two to break up

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Bucinka 5

One thing women and girls routinely do which imho is really dumb is gossip in public restrooms. You never know who's in the stall listening. Yet they do it anyway.

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sunlovinmama 1

exactly my thoughts. those vindictive little bitches knew u were in there. I would talk to Matt and tell him what they said. if it's true you can stop wasting your time on him and if it's not he needs to know his so called friends are bitches!

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vickiejiang1990 0

good point. and don't break up with him out of angry. that might be exactly what the bitches want. don't give it to them so easily!!

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nollid7 5

Sucks to be you, try not to be so creepy next time.

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aquaria 0

They knew you were in there. They were probably just trying to make you think he's going to dump you. Unless I'm completely wrong and he does.

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toink 0

Maybe they were talking about another Matt, or about another Matt's girlfriend.

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CDS09 0

this seems like s prank on the girls' part...why would you take someone you intend to break up with to meet your parents?

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Sun_Kissed18 25

She was meeting his friends, not parents.

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CyclonePsycho 1

They could be talking about Matt's other girlfriend.

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JCK621 0

well, that might've been a prank, no? assuming you were out together, they'd know you went to the bathroom, so their convo in there might've been just to spite you, if they like your boyfriend better than you? while it may be true your boyfriend might be dumping you, don't just take their word for it and create problems that might've not exist in the beginning. i hope everything goes well!

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Shadow_Phantom 26

How shallow. I bet someone would think my BF would dump me because I'm "creepy." He likes me the way I am though. FYL

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paperfox_fml 0

You're a 12 year old goth who thinks she's a unique individual, aren't you?

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CryingHowls 0

1. Don't jump to conclusions 2. Goth doesn't mean creepy There are tons of creeps girls out there who aren't gothic. 3. Learn some respect for otheres who aren't a photocopy of u and ur ideals. to the OP - i laugh at how so much gossip happens in girl's bathrooms xD but yea, that doe suck. wonder how it turned out

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ChibiGirl5 0

#6 you have the same birthday as me lol but a year younger

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anuskina 0

why would he take u out to meet his friends if he wanted to dump u?

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plutosaplanet 0

thats exactly what i was thinking. people dont usually bring someone to meet their friends just so when they break up they say see? wasnt she creepy? also when i was younger i ran into my boyfriends friends and they said he was gonna dump me so my friend and i went to her house, called him and dumped him... he was never gonna dump me and was so confused. so take what they say with a grain of salt

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jonnymohio 2

Those girls knew you were there. Keep that in mind.

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wienerwagon 0

How can you possibly assume that? The only reasonable advice to take is to just address your boyfriend about it and see what he says.

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Kervik 0

People get dumped all the time - so what?

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caancoha 0

If they thought you were creepy already, and you knew he was going to dump you, you should have turned it up a notch. Be as creepy as possible and then break up with him in a superbly humiliating way.

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