Today I went to the fair with a guy I like and had a great time....

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By Buddy - 17/10/2017 06:07

Today I went to the fair with a guy I like and had a great time. Though it wasn't a date I was feeling pretty confident about the day. As we were saying goodbye he called me "Buddy." FML

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Saturday 21 October 2017 0:25

It wasn't a date, buddy

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