Money: Today, I went to have a drink with my friend. On the way I withdrew...

By choup - 07/11/2008 21:02 - Australia

Today, I went to have a drink with my friend. On the way I withdrew 20 bucks and when I arrived at the bar I realised I had taken my credit card but not the banknote. FML

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By booooo - 07/03/2011 21:38 - France

Today, I withdrew €40 at the ATM to pay for dinner later tonight. It wasn't until I went to pay for it that I realized I'd taken the receipt, but left the cash in the ATM. FML

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Dishes, now!

By Anonymous - 25/12/2023 06:00 - Netherlands

Today, I went out to eat with a friend. I was supposed to be paying, but when I tried to, there wasn't enough money in my bank account. She didn't have money with her either. FML

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By life_suxxx - 06/12/2009 07:43 - United States

Today, I went to the store to buy some groceries. Several hours later I realize that I can't find my wallet. After looking all over my house and then the store parking lot, I had my credit cards cancelled. On the drive home, I feel something under me. It was my wallet. FML

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By Broke - 04/12/2013 08:27 - United States - The Colony

Today, I went to an ATM to see how much money I had in my account. I put the card in. It never gave it back. FML

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Drunken antics

By qx5 - 08/01/2011 22:05 - Canada

Today, I put my paycheck in my wallet, intending to cash it in the next day. Later on, I met up with a friend and went to a party. I ended up getting so drunk, I gave away my $400 check in exchange for a pack of smokes, thinking it was a $5 bill. FML

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By Jon - 14/05/2012 21:46 - New Zealand - Christchurch

Today, I went to a club with some friends. I ordered two drinks from the waitress and gave her a fifty. She never returned with the change, and the rest of the staff claimed they didn't know who I was talking about. FML

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By fleur_de_fevrier - 21/12/2008 15:36 - Ireland

Today, I finally decided to go Christmas shopping. It's only once I arrived that I realized that I had forgotten my wallet. FML

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Dust in the wind

By Anonymous - 15/05/2021 13:59 - New Zealand

Today, I went to withdraw some money out the bank. On a windy day. Next minute, woosh, my money was gone. My last $20. FML

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Premeditated

By IgiveUp - 28/05/2021 06:01

Today, I went out to eat with my friends. When the bill came, all 3 of them had "inconveniently" forgot their wallets at home. I ended up having to pay. It was a $178 check. FML

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By Pissed - 21/10/2009 10:05 - New Zealand

Today, I was standing in the gas station, pulling out my wallet to pay the $100 of gas I just filled my car with. I opened my wallet and found a note saying "borrowed money for food". FML

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Wednesday 13 May 2009 9:25

better than the other way around, I guess

RitzBitzFei 1

Thursday 4 June 2009 9:27

Hey, at least it was the banknote and not your credit card.

Comments

nwater 0

Tuesday 3 March 2009 15:31

Your an idiot

kylek61294 1

Monday 6 June 2011 1:15

*You're an idiot.

areakiller525 9

Sunday 29 September 2013 22:16

You're an idiot

Acesarcasm 0

Thursday 5 March 2009 14:33

wtf is a banknote?

Zangetsu67 5

Monday 26 March 2012 5:47

I do believe a back note is paper money

super_sooshi 0

Wednesday 18 March 2009 13:23

Wow.

ohhhiiii 0

Sunday 12 April 2009 8:50

who cares about the banknote dude r u serious

agentx52 13

Wednesday 20 July 2011 17:53

The banknote is the $20...that's why this is an FML.

dan81892 2

Saturday 18 April 2009 1:33

it was only 20 dollars... how did this get approved?

nazooer 11

Friday 24 April 2009 22:54

Wow..

24788 6

Wednesday 29 April 2009 9:04

3# Banknote is money. :P

comment_fml 0

Wednesday 13 May 2009 9:25

better than the other way around, I guess

RitzBitzFei 1

Thursday 4 June 2009 9:27

Hey, at least it was the banknote and not your credit card.

Panda_fuzz 0

Thursday 4 June 2009 21:39

Uhm 20$...if u withdrew 100$ u might get alil fml but 20..

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