Today, I went out to eat with my parents. While I was giving...

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By maroon - 12/06/2018 18:29

Today, I went out to eat with my parents. While I was giving my order, my dad interrupted me and said "She'll have the soup." I hate soup. They do this every time we go out. FML

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BurnInDemonFire 33

Thursday 14 June 2018 4:06

Introduce the next bowl to your dad's crotch.

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Thursday 14 June 2018 4:06

Introduce the next bowl to your dad's crotch.

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