Today, I was at a park on a bench with another man, and while... - FML

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By "limegreenstar10" - 20/08/2017 05:01

Today, I was at a park on a bench with another man, and while I was hugging him, my homophobic boss came up and yelled at me because I 'lied to him about being gay', and 'gays didn't belong in the workplace'. I'm not gay. That man was my brother, who just lost his wife in a car accident. FML

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GhostFox 33

Thursday 24 August 2017 6:29

Talk to HR, if it exists, because he was inappropriate on every level and shouldn't be in a position of authority.

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GhostFox 33

Thursday 24 August 2017 6:29

Talk to HR, if it exists, because he was inappropriate on every level and shouldn't be in a position of authority.

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