Today I was accused of being a home wrecker and a bitch for stealing...

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By Samantha Glennie - 21/09/2017 19:36 - United Kingdom

Today I was accused of being a home wrecker and a bitch for stealing their boyfriend. Im their boss and all I did was text them with the times and uniform for his next shirt. Fml

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Omar Khalaf 20

Friday 15 June 2018 17:59

Sam I don’t know what’s worse here being called a home wrecker for doing your job...or your grammar 😂

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Omar Khalaf 20

Friday 15 June 2018 17:59

Sam I don’t know what’s worse here being called a home wrecker for doing your job...or your grammar 😂

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