This is a Nearly FML. It’s an FML, nearly. It got positive votes from the users, by wasn’t approved by our team.
Today I truly realised how inconsiderate my father is. Not only has he been chugging milk straight from the communal bottle, knowing full well that I have a crippling fear of contamination, but he also used my £159 university book to pick his teeth. It's great to be home for Christmas. FML.