Transportation: Today, I pulled up to a stoplight and blew past the car beside...

By DQB - 24/05/2009 02:17 - Canada

Today, I pulled up to a stoplight and blew past the car beside me to merge into one lane. About 30 seconds later, I ran out of gas right in front of them. We were on a bridge, and I had to push my car all the way across. FML

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You deserved it 61 914

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By stranded - 27/09/2010 05:56 - United States

Today, my friend's van ran out of gas on an expressway off-ramp. After pushing it to the shoulder, we walked to a gas station and got a can of gas. We got back to the van to find that the battery had died from leaving on the lights and hazards to avoid an accident. FML

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You deserved it 7 661

Book him, Danno

By Joey - 11/07/2021 11:01 - United States

Today, I was driving to a gas station because I'd noticed I was almost on empty. Literally a block away from the gas station, my car broke down in the middle of an intersection, and I had to push my car to the side of the road, only to be questioned by police for "suspicious behavior." FML

I agree, your life sucks 871

You deserved it 180

Stuck on Amber

By River - 26/02/2009 16:17 - United States

Today, a stoplight turned yellow as I was approaching it. I was about to go through but saw a cop, panicked, and slammed on the brakes. I ended up in the middle of the intersection and had to reverse. Soon the light turned green, and I stepped on the gas. My car was still in reverse. FML

I agree, your life sucks 18 235

You deserved it 56 146

By PulledOver - 01/06/2009 05:10 - United States

Today, I pulled up to the stoplight near my house. It was dark with no traffic and the car behind me kept edging closer and closer to me. I finally got fed up with waiting and the car and ran it. In fact, it was a cop and he was trying to read my license plate because the back light was out. FML

I agree, your life sucks 10 970

You deserved it 54 809

Classic

By Anonymous - 07/05/2021 17:01 - New Zealand

Today, I pulled up to an intersection behind a car waiting to turn left and we missed a whole set of lights. As I was getting frustrated that they weren’t going when the light was green, I realised I was waiting behind a parked car. FML

I agree, your life sucks 249

You deserved it 1 024

You dipstick!

By mah - 16/01/2010 02:25 - United States

Today, while getting gas, a hottie pulled-up to the pump next to me. I finished filling my tank and started to drive away. As I was checking her out and paying no attention to my driving, I ended up taking the front bumper off her car with my truck. FML

I agree, your life sucks 6 057

You deserved it 40 450

By ugh - 21/04/2012 05:12 - United States - Athens

Today, while driving home after the legal curfew, I narrowly avoided a police roadblock and backtracked a mile to drive home another way. I then ran out of gas a mile away from my house. FML

I agree, your life sucks 9 989

You deserved it 30 901

By van no gough - 22/03/2015 00:07 - United States - Springfield

Today, I went out with two friends for lunch. The van we took ran out of fuel, so we pushed it to a nearby gas station, a gas station suffering from a gas shortage. FML

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You deserved it 3 895

By El Stupido - 12/06/2011 13:51 - Australia

Today, I was stuck in stand-still traffic for 5 minutes, before realizing I had stopped behind a parked car. FML

I agree, your life sucks 14 193

You deserved it 58 430

Noooooooo!

By please don't back that thing up - 09/08/2013 05:00 - United States

Today, I stopped at a red light, when I noticed the car in front of me was in reverse. I honked at the driver, hoping he'd realize and place the car in drive. He thought the light turned green and immediately backed into me. FML

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You deserved it 6 248

Madalena_fml 0

Sunday 24 May 2009 10:14

LMAO . Karma's a bitch .

christopherlove 0

Sunday 24 May 2009 10:14

I hate inconsiderate drivers, so YDI of course.

Comments

Madalena_fml 0

Sunday 24 May 2009 10:14

LMAO . Karma's a bitch .

luis420 0

Monday 26 April 2010 2:42

lol this is funny put a funny picture in my head people should smoke weed and read fml's so funny

danyfuckinheatle 0

Saturday 3 July 2010 9:07

1 is cute

AlexisSilver 10

Thursday 12 August 2010 0:16

lol. it would suck if the bridge opened while u were on it.

Gerson123 0

Tuesday 24 August 2010 2:37

It could have been worse so quit wining

GoingCommando93 14

Monday 3 October 2011 5:21

Wining? You mean whining? I doubt op is winning Any race here

christopherlove 0

Sunday 24 May 2009 10:14

I hate inconsiderate drivers, so YDI of course.

farhil 14

Thursday 29 December 2011 9:48

I don't think anyone stopped to consider that maybe OP was in a hurry in order to get to the gas station faster...

CheckItOutItsYou 7

Sunday 8 January 2012 12:53

Maybe

24788 6

Sunday 24 May 2009 10:19

YDI - Not paying attention to your gas level. I'm not a scientist, but I'm going to say the other guy ended up winning this one.

alesposito 0

Sunday 24 May 2009 10:32

Was the light for an empty tank not on? How did you not realize you were about to run out of gas? YDI.

whaaaaambulance 0

Sunday 24 May 2009 10:34

Way to fail.

DejonE 10

Sunday 28 April 2013 8:20

Totally

noshitsherlock 0

Sunday 24 May 2009 10:37

wow, so smart. OBVIOUSLY you should have re-fueled before it got to that point. You deserve it!!!!

boatiebanter 0

Sunday 24 May 2009 10:38

Are you sure you didn't proceed to run out of gas? Because that would probably negate your stupidity in not checking your gas meter. And then you had to proceed to push your car over a bridge, much manlier course of action. I shall now procees to press the YDI button.