Health: Today, I noticed my doctor has freakishly huge hands. This normally...

By LikeAndreTheGiant - 13/02/2017 22:00 - United States

Today, I noticed my doctor has freakishly huge hands. This normally wouldn't have bothered me were I not there for a prostate exam. FML

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By WTFFAIL - 03/12/2012 05:06 - Canada - Montreal

Today, while getting a hernia exam, I accidentally ran my fingers through my doctor's hair. FML

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Tough

By prostate - 08/06/2009 13:48 - United States

Today, I got prostate examination for the first time. Now I can't decide what's worse, the fact that I got a boner when the doctor inserted his finger, or the fact that my wife told the story to pretty much everybody we know. FML

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By Jesse - 10/05/2012 21:22 - United States - Bothell

Today, I had to get a prostate exam. Right before the doctor started, he told me that if I found it awkward at all, I should just imagine I was being probed by aliens. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/09/2010 00:29 - United States

Today, my doctor told me I had "abnormally large breasts." This wouldn't be so bad if I wasn't a 20 year old man. FML

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Prostate implies an Antistate

By artsmart1 - 06/03/2010 00:40 - United States

Today, I went to go see a specialist for my prostate and was told he would have to do an exam before I could leave. Having had this checked just the previous year, I was more than a little irritated. As I was bent over the table the Dr. said, "Now, just pretend I'm Angelina Jolie." FML

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By Joel_28 - 01/03/2010 00:33 - Canada

Today, I went to the physician to check my rear because it was hurting. My usual doctor wasn't available, so he was replaced by a gorgeous woman with big cleavage. when she asked me to pull down my pants, she saw that I had a huge hard on. FML

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It's been a while

By Anonymous - 03/10/2021 05:00 - United States - Perkasie

Today, I finally had someone else touch my man parts. It was my doctor, checking for testicular cancer and a hernia, as part of my yearly physical. He's the only person other than myself to touch my junk in the last 4 years. FML

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By jonh_215 - 08/04/2011 16:09 - United States

Today, as a going away present after five years of military service and one combat tour, the hospital scheduled me for a prostate exam. FML

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Fingered

By Anonymous - 03/07/2023 19:00 - Finland - Tampere

Today, I went to see a doctor because of some blood in my stool. Not only is the matter embarrassing enough as is, it turned out the doctor was a young, crisply dressed, extremely handsome man. I then had his finger in my ass for a check-up, all the while him being very nice about it. I'm still mortified. FML

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Gender bending

By Anonymous - 03/09/2021 16:59

Today, my doctor told me to take off my pants so she could do a checkup. When I took them off, she gasped. When I asked what was wrong, she said she was expecting something else. She thought I was a dude. FML

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Tuesday 14 February 2017 4:16

Are you worried that it will hurt or that it won't hurt? Wink wink

jcash52426 5

Tuesday 14 February 2017 4:14

Dr lobsterhand loves to give prostate exams.

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jcash52426 5

Tuesday 14 February 2017 4:14

Dr lobsterhand loves to give prostate exams.

Enslaved 36

Tuesday 14 February 2017 4:16

Are you worried that it will hurt or that it won't hurt? Wink wink

RichardPencil 30

Tuesday 14 February 2017 5:15

Why is this comment getting thumbed down at the moment? It hilarious!!'

RichardPencil 30

Tuesday 14 February 2017 4:38

You ain't gonna shit right for a month!

Iwannarock1 19

Tuesday 14 February 2017 6:36

Speaking from experience Richard?

EnvyMe33 26

Tuesday 14 February 2017 6:34

Everything seems bigger when it comes to anal play

FlexMaster 10

Tuesday 14 February 2017 13:05

I will be honest. I would risk prostate problems then continue with that doc. FYL

eyepuppy 31

Tuesday 14 February 2017 13:15

Loosen up!

Rabid Leroy 3

Tuesday 14 February 2017 16:00

Looks like German World Expo mascot Twipsy will definitely NOT want the job. Back away little cubist shrimp... You don't want to know!! Ugh!!

tumtum888 12

Tuesday 14 February 2017 17:55

Happy Valentine's Day!

Cali 54

Thursday 16 February 2017 12:12

Your profile pic is perfect.

kile25 17

Tuesday 14 February 2017 20:13

Ohh boy... prepare your anus OP

kile25 17

Tuesday 14 February 2017 20:13

Ohh boy... prepare your anus OP

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