By Excalibur - 23/04/2017 21:00 - France

Today, I held a family reunion at my house. I bought a present for my nephew and to mix things up, I hid it in the house. We let him search around, amused, when he suddenly emerged shouting “Auntie has a sword!” He had opened the drawer on my nightstand and pulled out my vibrator. FML
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inappropes 31

Lol. Is it that big? No wonder some men cant size up haha.

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jbuckets_404 38

OP, there's these new-fangled things called locks.... lol

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jbuckets_404 38

OP, there's these new-fangled things called locks.... lol

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inappropes 31

Lol. Is it that big? No wonder some men cant size up haha.

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LeoCor 19

Idk.. I mean like there are some really small toy swords... unless you're also implying a lot of men are small

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guiltnazan 23

I guess this gives a new meaning to the phrase "falling on your sword".

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Glowworm56 26

At least he had no idea what it was. Thinking it's a sword isn't the worst thing. I would suggest he thoroughly wash his hands after handling the "sword" though.

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Taurus_ChicKa 36

Well, that's embarrassing, but you kind of deserve it if you intentionally let your nephew search your house. You should have hidden things like that before you gave him permission.

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Alexandria79 22

YDI. should have told him which rooms were open to search. always keep your bedroom closed. great story though. lesson learned ;)

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Flyingpizza10 2

This sounds like something that would be in a comedy movie, it's hilarious

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