By Anonymous - 25/08/2018 19:30 - United States - Bellerose

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Today, I had to get stitches on my nutsack. I didn't know my mom had waxed the bathroom floor, and while I was stepping into the tub to take a shower my feet slipped in different directions. I landed crotch-first on the metal door frame. FML
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BurnInDemonFire 33

My brother, I would like to offer my deepest sympathies to you and your balls in your time of immense pain. A king is nothing without his crown jewels.

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BurnInDemonFire 33

My brother, I would like to offer my deepest sympathies to you and your balls in your time of immense pain. A king is nothing without his crown jewels.

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TheGreatPotato 19

This is one of those stories that elicits physical discomfort.

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Cody Vertigo Bonthoux 15

what kind of retard waxes the bathroom of all floors

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sillymama 21

I’m not a guy, and this made my eyes water trying to even begin to imagine how much that had to hurt.

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Charlie Given 26

So mom is an idiot and your name is now split nuts and whatever you do keep cool down there sweating stings like a bitch😕

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adcf04619 8

ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow!

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