Today I had a gun pointed at my face when my store got robbed.... - FML

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By NekoKitty - 20/10/2017 02:55

Today I had a gun pointed at my face when my store got robbed. Now I need to choose between my safety and my paycheck. I have a sick husband and a young child. I need the money, but. Just the idea of being in the store alone again terrifies me. FML

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GhostFox 33

Sunday 22 October 2017 21:13

Sounds like you may have a case of PTSD, or at least an acute phobia. I believe that you could file a Worker's Compensation claim but... well those aren't usually conductive to keeping the position long term.

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