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By Anonymous - 04/01/2009 05:22 - France

Today, I got unbelievably drunk and pissed in the corner of my room, all over a plug socket, which blew out the electrics. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/05/2018 19:00

Today, I managed to electrocute myself on a plug socket while I was showing a group of trainee electricians how not to electrocute themselves while rewiring a plug socket. FML

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By dumbbass - 24/02/2010 19:43 - Canada

Today, I spilled a glass of iced tea all over my desk. It trickled down the wall and fried an extension cord. FML

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By ouch - 12/12/2009 20:36 - United States

Today, I finally finished vacuuming my downstairs. Instead of finding the wall outlet and unplugging the vacuum, I triumphantly tugged the cord from across the room to release the plug from the wall. It flew at me at top speed and hit me in the face. FML

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Slapstick

By aireun - 09/07/2009 05:33 - United States

Today, my laptop plug got stuck in the wall outlet. I stood there for 10 minutes violently trying to yank it out. My boss came in and screamed at me for making noise. I was angry, so I glared at him and yanked on the plug as hard as I could. It dislodged itself noiselessly and I fell over. FML

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By Clutz - 25/10/2009 00:41 - United States

Today, after I had finished vacuuming, I ripped the cord out of the outlet and it hit me in the face cutting both my top and bottom lip. FML

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By ge fu yo twa - 25/06/2018 20:30

Today, after house sitting for my future father-in-law and managing to keep things spotless for 3 weeks, a pipe burst. It flooded the place and shorted out a plug socket, causing a fire that ruined the front room. He gets home in 3 hours. I'm screwed. FML

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You played yourself

By anon - 25/03/2013 18:31 - United States

Today, I got so drunk that I tasered myself in the balls as a joke, fell down my friend's porch stairs and rolled out into the street. FML

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By Ouchies - 01/10/2009 22:31 - United States

Today, while cleaning up, I dropped a box of thumbtacks, spilling them all over the floor. As I fumbled to pick them up, the power went out. FML

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Proper job

By So so close to clean - 08/02/2017 10:00 - United States - Warren

Today, with words of encouragement from my mom, I vacuumed my room. After finishing and admiring my job well done, I went to put the vacuum away. It caught on the plug for my electric razor which was dangling below the dresser and yanked that and everything else that was on top of it off. FML

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All over the place

By nemi - 31/08/2010 22:33 - Norway

Today, I was out having a beer with a few friends. After getting a pint, I slipped in a puddle of beer, fell on top of a stranger on the sofa, and knocked my beer upside down on my head. Then, completely soaked, I realized I'd also knocked over the table, spilling its content on a poor girl across it. FML

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techlife 0

Friday 20 March 2009 16:59

that should have shocked the hell out of you!

alex_vik 0

Sunday 22 March 2009 10:30

#3 - He still shouldn't have pissed in his room.

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bassguitar19 1

Friday 13 March 2009 3:22

#1 he was drunk you idiot

ZleveL 0

Saturday 30 January 2010 8:59

I clicked YDI when I saw drunk

skilova4lifezzz 19

Wednesday 2 October 2013 23:42

YDI for drinking at home.

techlife 0

Friday 20 March 2009 16:59

that should have shocked the hell out of you!

Kamon97 23

Sunday 1 December 2013 15:53

Wished it did lol

alex_vik 0

Sunday 22 March 2009 10:30

#3 - He still shouldn't have pissed in his room.

that_guy_you_are 0

Sunday 10 May 2009 11:51

LOL too bad it wasn't someone else's room, you would've won so many points in my book.

anthony960 0

Wednesday 13 May 2009 2:23

Maybe that will teach you to not drink and if you do not to get drunk.

Acorns 0

Thursday 5 August 2010 5:00

#7 - Is to get drunk not the point of drinking?? lol

Patrick69_fml 0

Tuesday 30 November 2010 14:05

depends how drunk it's obvious this guy had 1 to many tequilas

Keiko86 0

Sunday 17 May 2009 7:34

Yeah, if you can't hold your liquor you don't deserve to drink. YDI

tomarino13 0

Monday 8 June 2009 2:58

U could of killed your dick LOL

sunflower226 0

Saturday 10 September 2011 15:30

that would have been a good thing! according to Darwin, it's natures way of eliminating stupidity

beautifulskies 0

Monday 15 June 2009 21:30

that's the most disgusting thing i've ever heard. I don't understand how anyone could just piss in their room. and you obviously weren't THAT drunk, if you remembered it. Not even dogs go to the bathroom where they sleep. YDI and more.

123sploosh 0

Friday 19 June 2009 20:01

ewewwww yes yesyes 10

AdamBo 0

Saturday 4 July 2009 19:37

cute! ill vote for you!

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