Today, I got a call from my dad and he asked how I was doing...

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By "159_fml" - 08/11/2017 10:29 - United States - Denville

Today, I got a call from my dad and he asked how I was doing I responded with "well, I'm not dead yet" he then informed my grandfather has passed. FML

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