By Anonymous - 29/11/2010 15:16 - Canada

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Today, I found out that my boyfriend has been cheating on me by finding orange panties in my closet. His excuse was "they're a Christmas gift." Thanks honey, I get panties that won't fit, and have little brown streaks. FML
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boomstick 0

Good for him, ******* a woman who can't wipe properly. Get away from his dysentery-riddled dick ASAP.

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FYLDeep 25

So break up with him. I don't know why it seems like girls are attracted to cheaters.

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IVANTTOCOME 0

If the panties don't fit, you must acquit. Worked for OJ

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kiltsaresexy 4

If he likes girls that shart their drawers, then let him bask in her skid- markyness. You're better off without him.

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XelaKJK 0

All I have to say is that this is a pretty "shitty" situation :)

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TheIrishJaneDoe 8

65: I can't even begin to explain the stupidity of that statement.

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jewban 3

68 I know this is off topic bit I absolutley love your hair color! is it natural?

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ColetteL 4

Why do you consider him finding panties an act of cheating? Grammar fail.

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jckbco 0

holy crap you are CUTE (and clever) :)

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Laura123456789 0

I agree with 68... HAHAHAHAA

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WeirdUp 0

family bomdin is fun!!

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lovemysnubber 0

no way 2 other people that like bombing families?!? I thought I was the only one!!

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boomstick 0

Good for him, ******* a woman who can't wipe properly. Get away from his dysentery-riddled dick ASAP.

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mfmylifesrsly 29

maybe she likes it in the butt and maybe he has a poo fetish so he doesn't have her wipe cause it's a turn on

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boomstick 0

All the more reason to run far, far away.

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Mr_Zachary 0

28: i am sensing a defensive quality in your comment! should we be worried?

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Annies 17

It could have been blood

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jazlon21 0

ewe!!!shit stains!!!cheats with a bitch who can't wipe her own ass...yuk!!!!!

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AnaDarkAngel 0

YOUR BOYFRIEND IS DISGUSTING....HE SHOULD HAVE AT LEAST HAVE THE BALLS TO CONFESS HIS DIRTY DEADS INSTEAD OF "GIVING" YOU DIRTY UNDERWEAR!!!

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theshocker09 1

nice shirt! i saw them in concert a little over a month ago

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sloppyflow 1

agreed #7 plus, let alone cheating with girl who can't even clean herself properly is somewhat more disturbing. just saying

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sassypants93 17

57- Yeah he keeps dirty dead people in the closet.

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sassypants93 17

Mine are clean...

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FYLDeep 25

So break up with him. I don't know why it seems like girls are attracted to cheaters.

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SkyEatsJack 4

Deep I agree completely.

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starile 19

Girls could be attracted to any guy, unbeknownst to them if they're a cheater or not. OP, dump his ass.

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sassypants93 17

They don't know that they are cheaters when they start dating them! If they do, then it is their fault. I would much rather go out with a nice guy that treats me right than a bad boy.

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f3rD1 0

that's what they all say...

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IVANTTOCOME 0

Maybe he wore the panties.

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WankersCramp 0

that would have been a better lie "No I'm not cheating, I'm just a sick sick human being"

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perdix 29

Lose some weight and wash off the skid marks. . . have a holly jolly!

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Tikwichka 5

I thought it was fake tan lines. I'm holding on to that thought - nicer mental images...

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penguinazul 13

What if the underwear is too big? She simply said they don't fit, not that they were too small. BF might be a plumpa-humpa! Now this is going to start comments about how all fat people are nasty, lazy slobs who don't wipe their asses. Stereotyping starts..... NOW!

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CANNIBALx 0

omg fat people are nasty, lazy slobs who don't know how to wipe their asses. it's disgusting

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