Today, I found out my siblings had no idea I was kicked out of...

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By "Delina Portelli" - 19/04/2018 21:55

Today, I found out my siblings had no idea I was kicked out of the house. Apparently my parents told them I left on my own. This was 10 years ago and it explains a lot of negative interactions I have had with my siblings. FML

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