Today, I finally achieved my muscular body to impress the girl... - FML

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By nishin - 18/06/2018 11:48 - United States - Aurora

Today, I finally achieved my muscular body to impress the girl of my dreams. Several years ago, she told me “I don’t date skinny guys.” Just a few minutes ago, I saw her walking around with a morbidly obese man. FML

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BurnInDemonFire 33

Wednesday 20 June 2018 19:33

I admire your dedication to improving your health, and physique, but I cannot fathom how "I don't date skinny guys" translates to "pack on some muscle, and we'll talk".

JasonThorn 19

Wednesday 20 June 2018 14:31

Well, her stance certainly hasn't changed. has it? Good on you for getting in shape, though. That's an accomplishment that requires hard work and discipline.

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JasonThorn 19

Wednesday 20 June 2018 14:31

Well, her stance certainly hasn't changed. has it? Good on you for getting in shape, though. That's an accomplishment that requires hard work and discipline.

Ali Alexandrea 16

Wednesday 20 June 2018 17:17

you changed your body for a woman? while it's great and all that you found motivation to get into shape, bit of a weird reason to. hope you're happy with how you are now regardless.

BurnInDemonFire 33

Wednesday 20 June 2018 19:33

I admire your dedication to improving your health, and physique, but I cannot fathom how "I don't date skinny guys" translates to "pack on some muscle, and we'll talk".

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