Today, I discovered that my husband's recent increase in video...

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By Anonymous - 16/03/2018 04:03

Today, I discovered that my husband's recent increase in video game purchases matches the recent salary increase I received due to a promotion. Before taxes. I can't convince him to stop. FML

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crims0nangel 16

Tuesday 20 March 2018 22:15

Separate bank accounts with him having no access to your money would solve that problem.

emmuh1900 4

Monday 19 March 2018 19:06

That’s ridiculous. Be adults.

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emmuh1900 4

Monday 19 March 2018 19:06

That’s ridiculous. Be adults.

crims0nangel 16

Tuesday 20 March 2018 22:15

Separate bank accounts with him having no access to your money would solve that problem.

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