Geek: Today, I checked my Facebook to find I had been tagged in a bunch...

By Noname - 14/03/2009 18:22 - United States

Today, I checked my Facebook to find I had been tagged in a bunch of photos from a party I had attended last night. On each picture I had a comment from my mom saying, "You're grounded." FML

I agree, your life sucks 34 035

You deserved it 81 987

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By rosmaizura - 01/10/2010 07:39 - Malaysia

Today, my mom added me on Facebook. She wrote on my wall, for the whole world to see, "Why are you swearing on the internet?! You're grounded". FML

I agree, your life sucks 27 422

You deserved it 22 383

By phonesmuggler - 18/04/2013 19:30 - United States

Today, I briefly left my laptop while I went to use the toilet. When I came back, I found "I" had posted on Facebook, calling my mom a "stupid cunt who should just stay in the kitchen." The only other person home at the time was my grandpa. She didn't believe it, and permanently grounded me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 48 876

You deserved it 5 814

By mass message - 16/10/2011 00:47 - Canada

Today, my mom left for a business trip. Thinking it was a good time to throw a party, I mass messaged everyone on my contact list. I thought it was going to be a success. The problem with this? My mom is on my contacts list. She replied "I'll be home in an hour. You're grounded." FML

I agree, your life sucks 9 083

You deserved it 69 937

By namenlos - 27/05/2012 21:53 - Australia

Today, on Facebook, my sister posted a ton of photos of herself wearing a skimpy bikini, commenting that she looked hideous and fat. I can't stand attention-seeking fuckballs, so I called her on it. My mother then condemned me for "mocking" my sister, and grounded me for an entire month. FML

I agree, your life sucks 37 167

You deserved it 6 168

Outcast

By Coolkid. - 14/06/2009 17:53 - United States

Today, I was accidentally tagged in a photo of a group of people by a 'friend' on Facebook. She later corrected it, apparently everyone had already seen the tag and decided that the comment box below was a great opportunity to discuss how none of them would ever be caught dead hanging out with me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 51 682

You deserved it 3 921

By racchhh - 26/07/2009 15:25 - United States

Today, I sent a forward to everyone in my phonebook saying, "HOUSE PARTY-NO PARENTS, LOTS OF ALCOHOL, MAYBE A CHANCE TO HOOK UP." I then got a reply from my mom saying, "I'm probably the only one that would show up." Even my mom thinks I'm a loser, and I'm now grounded for 3 weeks. FML

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You deserved it 88 487

Cringe

By iamshrimpy - 08/01/2010 06:24 - Canada

Today, I logged onto Facebook to a new notification. I got excited, until I went on to see that it was my mom commenting on my status. She had seen my friends swear in previous comments and decided to make a comment of her own. She told them, "Hey, watch out yr language!" I'm nineteen. FML

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You deserved it 6 029

By yourebeautiful - 31/12/2011 20:37 - United States

Today, my mom took my cell to work with her. When she got home later, she scolded me for not answering her calls. When I pointed out that she'd taken it, she grounded me for "talking back". FML

I agree, your life sucks 39 107

You deserved it 2 824

By blue15564 - 26/09/2016 21:52 - United States - Davenport

Today, my dad grounded me for not having any friends. FML

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You deserved it 1 145

Caught in 404p

By Tucker - 08/02/2010 19:29 - United States

Today, I woke up with a hangover from last night. Last night, I snuck out and went to a party at a club. To hide my hangover, I cleaned myself up and walked into the kitchen to get a drink. My mother looked at me and said, "What's that on your wrist?" I'd forgotten I'd left the wristband on from the club. I'm already grounded. FML

I agree, your life sucks 7 505

You deserved it 48 548

shallowsmile 0

Saturday 14 March 2009 23:00

this is why you DON'T accept friend requests from your parents.

_Elizabeth_ 0

Saturday 14 March 2009 22:54

Hahahahaha. What's up with parents having facebooks???

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_Elizabeth_ 0

Saturday 14 March 2009 22:54

Hahahahaha. What's up with parents having facebooks???

tom_a7x 0

Wednesday 10 February 2010 3:00

true dat, my mother ruined fb for me

diego47ak 0

Tuesday 3 August 2010 18:43

Today, I denied my mom on facebook fr the third time. I am now grounded for three weeks. FML.

iloveeyouuash19 0

Tuesday 10 May 2011 1:35

Block Her ' Or Even Have Two Facebook But Make Sure You Change The Name ' Or Make It Impossible For Her To Find You. Do Both For The Better

Give_Linux_A_Go 28

Monday 15 August 2011 16:34

Facebook and parents don't mix...

Needlenose 0

Saturday 14 March 2009 22:57

You're grounded.

hottiewitdamesse 8

Thursday 23 August 2012 6:37

i lol'd. youre my god

qwertyuiop8989 0

Saturday 14 March 2009 22:59

This is why you put your mother and other various family members on limited profile. Or simply reject their friend request.

shallowsmile 0

Saturday 14 March 2009 23:00

this is why you DON'T accept friend requests from your parents.

KingKralj 31

Saturday 17 December 2016 19:03

My mom forced me to ?

amoeba00 0

Saturday 14 March 2009 23:00

And why haven't you limited what family members can see on your account? It's easy to do. You deserved this one, sorry.

myname_fml 0

Saturday 14 March 2009 23:01

I was reading an article about how the fasting growing group of Facebook-ers are middle aged people! You should be careful about what your friends post on there. I heard some employers look at facebook and myspace now. But hahaha, you totally deserved that if you can still be grounded. Silly high school kids.

tentenjen 0

Saturday 14 March 2009 23:02

No no no, guys, if someone tagged the OP in photos, and the mother was able to comment on them, that means she was friends with the person who posted the photos; not necessarily the OP.

emmerphone 0

Saturday 5 December 2009 7:00

Yeah, that's true. I've noticed on facebook, when you're tagged in a photo, it doesn't automatically appear on your profile until you sign in. That gives you the chance to remove your tag. But either way, like #7 said, if Mom was able to comment, she was connected to the uploader.

jessicaax 0

Friday 18 February 2011 18:43

No, the OP's friend could've had their security settings on friends of friends so that the OP's mom can comment.

kittenkissies 0

Saturday 14 March 2009 23:02

You deserved it for being stupid enough to friend your mom on facebook. Additionally, if you're going to be facebook friends with her, at least put her on a limited profile viewing. Jeez.

CAITx4OH1xCORE 0

Saturday 14 March 2009 23:03

ew. why are you friends with your mom on facebook? thats exactly why you shouldnt be.

wild_fml 0

Saturday 14 March 2009 23:04

hahaha i laughed outloud. i can totally relate because one of my aunts is always commenting on my facebook stuff and saying "we'll talk about this later"