Kids: Today, I called my seven-year old son to help me with the ice-maker...

By unnamed - 26/07/2011 03:19 - United States

Today, I called my seven-year old son to help me with the ice-maker on the fridge because it wasn't working. Without even pausing, he turned the child lock off and started laughing at me. FML

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Today, my 2-year-old learned how to open the fridge lock. I came out of the bathroom to what she called a "scrambled egg breakfast". FML

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By amber s - 18/10/2022 22:00

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Today, my 5-year-old son put my car keys in the microwave thinking that they would 'warm up' my car. FML

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By emergencyroom - 15/03/2014 12:21 - United States - Parkton

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By Anonymous - 07/06/2019 22:00

Today, I went into my fridge and someone had drank all the beer. Only my 8-year-old son lives with me. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/09/2016 11:22 - United States - Hills

Today, I went downstairs completely naked to get water, completely forgetting that my daughter had a sleepover and they were in the living room. The ice dispenser woke some of them up, including my daughter. FML

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By WhatTheF - 11/07/2016 05:42

Today, after far too many times of my brother stealing food out of my own personal mini fridge, I bought a lock and chained the handles together. I came back to find that my brother had responded by breaking the doors off their hinges. FML

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By ScaredDad - 02/05/2019 12:00

Today, I needed to grab something from the garage. As soon as the door closed, I heard a little click sound. My one-year-old seems to have figured out the door lock. FML

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TheRealBruce 12

Tuesday 26 July 2011 9:13

oh noo!

MsSoulReaper 27

Tuesday 26 July 2011 9:16

You just got owned by your son. haha

Comments

TheRealBruce 12

Tuesday 26 July 2011 9:13

oh noo!

ZombieeeeUnicorn 1

Tuesday 26 July 2011 9:25

hmm they get smarter every day.

YayorNay 8

Tuesday 26 July 2011 9:43

Is he going to wipe your ass too?

iEthan 5

Tuesday 26 July 2011 9:47

You got the wrong family guy character on. It's Cleveland.

iEthan 5

Tuesday 26 July 2011 9:50

^That shows how long it's been since I've seen that episode:/

skiier4life 1

Tuesday 26 July 2011 9:50

No he didn't. The character in the picture's line is "oh noo"

TheRealPeter 6

Tuesday 26 July 2011 21:36

Bruce? Is that you? You have a FML account to?

TheRealPeter 6

Tuesday 26 July 2011 22:17

You have to be smarter then the lock, Wait. Bruce? Is that you?

TheRealBruce 12

Wednesday 27 July 2011 3:46

oh heyyy it's Peter yay.

justbigbs 6

Wednesday 27 July 2011 3:54

Well if they're are raised as a ethical, loving and caring person, its very possible, I KNOW there's a lot of people out there, but not a lot people would go that far.