Work: Today, I asked my manager what NSFW stands for. FML - FML

By Looking4ajob - 19/07/2016 03:47 - United States - Jackson

Today, I asked my manager what NSFW stands for. FML

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By Squeak - 07/02/2017 19:00 - United States - Bremerton

Today, at work I put myself squarely in the lame / old people category when I foolishly asked out loud what FML meant. FML

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By bipbip - 12/11/2008 07:53 - France

Today, at work, I received an email telling me that viewing porn websites was prohibited and was a good enough reason to fire me. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/12/2016 14:55 - United States - Harbor City

Today, my 70-year-old boss asked me to order sexy lingerie she saw on the cover a magazine. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/08/2009 04:38 - United States

Today, I asked my friends what NNAS was code for. They have been using this for about a month. After bothering one of them for a few hours, he finally told me. NNAS stands for Nataly Needs A Shower. I'm Nataly. FML

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By looser - 10/08/2016 00:48

Today, I pronounced FAQ as 'fuck' to my boss. I'm not a native speaker. FML

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By colebear - 27/05/2011 08:45 - United States

Today, I went to hand in a job application, and the supervisor wanted to ask me a few questions. I was nervous so I kept touching the fabric on a nearby display table. Only after I left did my friend tell me it was a pantie display, and that I was fondling underwear. FML

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By whitecollar - 05/12/2012 02:43 - United Kingdom - Scarborough

Today, during a conversation, my boss said, "What, what?" Before I could stop myself, I replied, "In the butt." FML

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By Peter80 - 03/03/2009 14:55 - Netherlands

Today, at work, our new cute intern asked me if I could explain my work. Taking a cool posture sitting on her desk I explained. After 10 minutes I walked away, only to hear her laughing with the girl next to her. Turns out my fly was open. And I didn't wear underwear. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/09/2019 16:01

Today, at work, an old lady was staring at my crotch a lot. I looked down, thinking maybe I had an open fly. I didn't. FML

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By ikickgingers - 19/10/2011 16:49 - United States

Today, I found out my boss and some employees on my floor have bets placed on who can get the best picture of my ass. I found out when one of the pictures was accidentally sent to me. FML

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Top comments

jerseygirl94 11

Tuesday 19 July 2016 15:17

Next time you should just use google.

WCARlover 34

Tuesday 19 July 2016 15:23

"...just checking if you knew. Didn't want anyone looking at NSFW stuff right under your nose and you not knowing what that means...buddy ole pal"

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jerseygirl94 11

Tuesday 19 July 2016 15:17

Next time you should just use google.

Opheliae 22

Wednesday 20 July 2016 19:47

But don't Google "NSFW" at work.

MidnaLink 33

Tuesday 19 July 2016 15:20

Tell me you weren't actually looking at NSFW stuff...

WCARlover 34

Tuesday 19 July 2016 15:23

"...just checking if you knew. Didn't want anyone looking at NSFW stuff right under your nose and you not knowing what that means...buddy ole pal"

fariss 14

Tuesday 19 July 2016 15:23

No Stupid For Work?

Tripartita 44

Tuesday 19 July 2016 15:29

Plot twist: the OP is a pornstar trying to improve his performances.

lationas 25

Wednesday 20 July 2016 5:13

You're a funny fuc*er! I see you all the time, and you always make me giggle or laugh! :D

OhPuhleeze 23

Tuesday 19 July 2016 15:49

You do know what Google is? Right?

Jashie 18

Wednesday 20 July 2016 1:12

Having NSFW on your search history? Risky in my opinion!

purple_bunnies 20

Wednesday 20 July 2016 7:01

He doesn't have to use the work computer or even work wifi. Go on his phone in the bathroom with wifi off and google it on his data

Comrade9591 7

Tuesday 19 July 2016 15:50

Obviously it stands for Need For Speed: World. I mean come on man!

lambda_fml 40

Tuesday 19 July 2016 16:24

Thats NFSW.

NeatNit 32

Tuesday 19 July 2016 16:55

NSFW is the dyslexic abbreviation.

Driving_Gaming 22

Tuesday 19 July 2016 19:02

lmao no one can detect your sarcasm.

Lalala579121 27

Tuesday 19 July 2016 19:51

Need Speed For Worlds. So OP is either an Olympic athlete or a drug dealer.

freddygasman 18

Tuesday 19 July 2016 22:29

need speed for work

Rented_eyebrows 18

Tuesday 19 July 2016 15:53

No comment...

Lalala579121 27

Tuesday 19 July 2016 19:52

But isn't that a comment?

Bunnyluver 20

Tuesday 19 July 2016 23:45

Saying "No Comment" isn't a comment, even in a comment section.

clemagh 7

Friday 22 July 2016 3:22

why is this disliked?

Bunnyluver 20

Friday 22 July 2016 8:25

Because there always has to have a smart ass reply. People on here need to grow up.

lightningclicks 24

Tuesday 19 July 2016 15:59

try urban dictionary next time

daidax_238 26

Tuesday 19 July 2016 16:54

Forgive me for being an idiot, but I don't quite know what is stands for either. Therefor I don't understand the FML. Would somebody be willing to explain? If it is something bad I don't want that shit in my history lol

Xenolythic 14

Tuesday 19 July 2016 17:05

Not safe for work like stuff that should be done in private

Lalala579121 27

Tuesday 19 July 2016 19:55

It's basically something that is put in the subject of emails or with links if they contain sensitive, generally pornographic, materiel. Things that you wouldn't want to be caught looking at at work.

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