Holidays: Today, I'm laying in my holiday apartment with the patio doors...

By elrjay - 20/06/2017 02:00 - Spain - Madrid

Today, I'm laying in my holiday apartment with the patio doors open, listening to the german man next door take dirty pics of his wife on the balcony. I'm too scared to get up and shut the door. FML

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Today, I found out that my shower area is in direct view from my neighbours' balcony. I realised this when I caught my neighbour and his wife watching me while I was getting dressed. I've been living here for 7 years. FML

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Today, I'm on vacation in Germany and in our seemingly normal hotel my fucking door won't stop opening and closing by itself, and I can't fucking sleep. Jesus Christ ghost, go away, I don't wanna die as well. I thought this hotel would be nice. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/05/2021 06:01

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By notenoughunderwearintheworld - 21/07/2013 20:54 - South Africa - Durban

Today, the great deal on my new apartment has turned into a nightmare. I keep hearing extremely weird sounds almost every night, and when I tried taking pics of the place today, my camera's face recognition feature kept activating, but only in my bedroom. I'm scared shitless. FML

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Tuesday 20 June 2017 2:09

OMG, so funny. Just get up and shut it. Grow up lol

goodread2200 10

Tuesday 20 June 2017 2:39

What will they do? I'm guessing they are already comfortable with people seeing. You know what would be really funny - paper planes flying out your balcony door while they're doing the shoot.

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JuJuTheBadSeed 5

Wednesday 21 June 2017 12:21

If I could afford a "holiday" home or let alone a home in general I don't think I would give a flying **** about what my neighbors were doing. Just enjoy that you have the kind of money to afford things like that.

BoomerATX 4

Wednesday 21 June 2017 20:04

Sounds like a photobomb opportunity

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Thursday 22 June 2017 7:35

If it were me, I would not hesitate in getting up and closing the door as loudly as possible. Not slam, just make damn sure they heard it. It's like when I go into a public restroom and someone is in one of the stalls talking on the phone, and they panic and try to end the call quickly but politely. I try to see just how much noise I can make while peeing, and race to see if I can flush before they can hang up.