By Jenny - 09/02/2009 04:10 - United States

Today, for our 8 month anniversary, my boyfriend bought me a hideous necklace with ugly charms hanging off it. I wore it anyway and got a rash from it on the side of my neck. After seeing the rash my boyfriend accused me of having a hickey from another guy and broke up with me. FML
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FMLpleez1234 0

What an idiot. He's cheap too. Most inexpensive jewelry is made with nickel, which some people (like you and me) are allergic too. He isn't worth it.

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sillypiper 0

Agreed this really isn't that bad. Now you can move on with your life and not waste anymore of it with a retard with terrible taste.

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Seabeast1000 4

maybe he bought that necklace so it will give you a rash/hickey so he had a reason to break up with you.

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Comoke1024 19

You're better off. Any guy who jumps to the "you're cheating" conclusion like that without listening to you is just going to drive you crazy.

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bradley5055 0

sound like the dick planed it out from the start (he was just lookin for a reason to break up with u go hunt him down n kick him in the balls

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ZING_MASTER 0

This is basically a ****** up version of "The Gift of the Magi."

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midnyte 0

It sounded like a very calculated plan on his part. Really.

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Slim_fml 0

why would you cheat on your boyfriend after he did all of that for you, dick move.

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DaDezza244 31

You are an idiot 26, please re-read the FML before commenting.

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GLaDOS8899 14

Um, reread the FML 26, you're an IDIOT.

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FMLpleez1234 0

What an idiot. He's cheap too. Most inexpensive jewelry is made with nickel, which some people (like you and me) are allergic too. He isn't worth it.

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Chura 0

i was just about to comment when i read #30. that's EXACTLY what i was going to say.

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HatchetMan 0

And this bothers you why???? Two words for ya: Good Riddance!!

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