Miscellaneous: Today, during a family dinner with my grandparents, I showed... - FML

By Klaairon - 27/02/2013 15:33 - Brazil - Osasco

Today, during a family dinner with my grandparents, I showed them some pictures. One was a picture of my brother, my boyfriend and me. Apparently, the idea of me having a boyfriend didn’t register with them because they all screamed, “Your brother is gay?!” FML

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Ashamed_Sister 60

Tuesday 27 June 2017 19:38

Tell them the boys are bi and they have invited you for a threesome. This should make your grandparents scream.

farhood598 7

Sunday 14 August 2016 16:15

I like to see that pic :)

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farhood598 7

Sunday 14 August 2016 16:15

I like to see that pic :)

Ashamed_Sister 60

Tuesday 27 June 2017 19:38

Tell them the boys are bi and they have invited you for a threesome. This should make your grandparents scream.

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