Today, at 21 years old, I got sick of wearing pads, so I tried... - FML

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By Ana - 20/03/2018 19:09

Today, at 21 years old, I got sick of wearing pads, so I tried to put a tampon in. The pain was so excruciating that I fainted. FML

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azouwa 26

Friday 23 March 2018 11:52

It's about the angle of insertion. Stand up, hike a leg on something. Then insert. If you choose to sit it's slightly more difficult. Angle the tampon toward your back upon insertion. Also, find a plastic applicator tip. Those cardboard ones scrape. Oh, you did remove the applicator right? Change as needed, but don't leave 1 in past 6-8 hours. Good luck!! :-)

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nozomi_tojo 9

Thursday 22 March 2018 20:11

try a smaller size, they shouldnt hurt. but then again ive never worn them so im not an expert

azouwa 26

Friday 23 March 2018 11:52

It's about the angle of insertion. Stand up, hike a leg on something. Then insert. If you choose to sit it's slightly more difficult. Angle the tampon toward your back upon insertion. Also, find a plastic applicator tip. Those cardboard ones scrape. Oh, you did remove the applicator right? Change as needed, but don't leave 1 in past 6-8 hours. Good luck!! :-)

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