By Matti - 17/08/2018 22:00

Today, as I sat on the toilet, I heard a noise outside. I peered through the window and found myself staring directly at my neighbor. FML
I agree, your life sucks 3 172
You deserved it 236

Same thing different taste

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DMA 11

Hope you asked if they were okay. Any seasoned voyeur knows to remain absolutely silent, so that sound could’ve been a sign that something is wrong. Had the windows fogged up and lowered visibility? Did they need a foot stool to get a better view?!

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weaboo 12

Well yeah one thing is worse: when people capitalize every other ******* word

DMA 11

Hope you asked if they were okay. Any seasoned voyeur knows to remain absolutely silent, so that sound could’ve been a sign that something is wrong. Had the windows fogged up and lowered visibility? Did they need a foot stool to get a better view?!

Should have asked if he wanted to smell it 🤣🤣🤣

Donut_Wizard 23

Just leave a copy of Everybody Poops on their doorstep.

maybe next time, shit in your own house

You can be the Neighborhood Watch while you’re taking care of business. Or, as McGruff the Crime Dog says: Take a shite out of crime.

"Curtains? Why curtains? Nobody is going to look at you! You worry for nothing. Besides, there's a shrubbery in front of the window so we don't see anything from outside."