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By hannahlee - 17/06/2018 16:39 - United States - Aurora
Today, after three days of eating nothing but plain white rice in an effort to become less gassy, I farted in a crowded room. Well, it WAS crowded. Now it’s deserted and I’m pretty sure a few kids puked. FML
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